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2006-06-23 07:41:15
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The Fucking Obvious



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As stated before (and proven many times over) the mere presence of a computer can short circuit normally intelligent people's brains. But sometimes it's just ridiculous.

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"I'm supposed to install it?"
Author - [Orestez]


* Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
* Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
* Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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"Why I stopped checking my E-mail"
Author - [Orestez]


Email from a customer:

  I've bought a stolen CDD3610 which didn't come with any software or cables. Could you please send that to me? I presume I do have the full 12 months warranty?

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"Is it on?"
Author - [Orestez]


  * Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, I need you to do a ctrl-alt-del."
  * Customer: "How do I do that?"
  * Tech Support: "Push and hold 'ctrl' and 'alt' at the same time, and then hit 'delete'."
  * Customer: "Where are those?"
  * Tech Support: (explains the location of the keys)
  * Customer: "Nothing happened."
  * Tech Support: "Try again."
  * Customer: "Still nothing."

A minute or two later....

  * Customer: "Should I turn my computer on? Would that help?"
  * Tech Support: "Yeah, it might."

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"my net won't work"
call taken by: [Big Brother]


member: my internet isn't working
tech: are you connected?
member: no
tech: press connect
member: it works now! how did you fix it!

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2006-06-27 [Goodbye EP]: *laughs at "Is it on?"*

2006-07-10 [Shatureel]: Laughing my ass off. I love you tech ppl, you have some really good stories.

2006-07-19 [FireGypsy]: OMG this is awesome!

2007-06-30 [pet kitten]: my dad has issues like that!!!! i really feel bad for tech support.....the idiots who message them..........i feel for you guys

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