just look at my pic if u want a disscription im 5' 2"
this is for a special someone so ppl who visit dont think this is for you :-P
IT IS
TIME!this is the one and only poem i think is worth puting on here so bring in the comments about it!!
Taking a Dump
when im taking a dump,
i get in to a slump,
when the terd falls down,
and hits the ground,
it will tern my frown upsidedown,
im finished taking a dump,
im out of my slump,
i will now wipe my rump.
And you cant tell me that that wasnt funny:)
oh and i dont like animey so go suk on an egg!I like chiken alot and i hate pigs and baloons. i get on line at 7:00and get off at9:00 my new scedual yay... i hate it but i have to live with it.i dont like to be tikeled exsept by girls if u know wut i mean ^_^
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(")UU(") copy n paste this bunny into ur house to help him take ova the world!!!
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30 ways to make a girl happy . . . . .
*1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
*2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
*3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
*5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
*6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
*10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
*11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
*12 . Play with her hair.
*13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*18. Carve your names into a tree.
*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
*20 . Give her piggyback rides.
*21 . Bring her flowers just because.
*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
*26 . Kiss her in the rain.
*27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
*28 . If she calls and wants to know wut you are thinking tell her.
*29 . If you cant kiss her tell her you wish you could.
*30 . Let her know that your love will never run out every day.]
Would you:
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1) Give me your number?]
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2) Have sex with me?]
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3) Let me kiss you?]
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4) Watch a movie with me?]
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5) Let me take you out to dinner?]
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6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?]
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7) Take a shower with me? ]
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8) Be my bf/gf? ]
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9) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?]
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10) Take me home for the night? ]
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11) Would you let me sleep in your bed?]
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12) Sing car kareoke w/ me? ]
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13) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?]
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15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot? ]
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16) Do you like my style? ]
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17) Do you think im funny?]
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18) Do you care about me? ]
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19) Would you dance with me?]
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20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?]
Answer these questions and send the answers to me ight?
Dont you just hate it when life throws you something great and right befor you get a grip on it it beats the hell out of you?
Well this is why life sucks so bad but never hate life caus it just makes it hate you back and life can be a realo bitch!!
im attracted to you like a moth to the flame and it sounds great!!!
LOVE CAN BE VERY POWERFUL BUT ALSO IN MANY CASES VERY DOUBTFUL, DON'T BE A FOOL, YOU NEVER KNOW YOU COULD BE ONE OF IT'S VUICTIMS BLINDED BY IT'S POWER.CRYING FOR UNBELIEVABLE HOURS WIISHING THAT THEY WERE YOURS AGAIN IT BRINGS SO MUCH PAIN, YOUR HEART WILL NEVER MEND. LOVE IS BLIND AND IT CAN TAKE OVER YOUR MIND,SHOWING YOU THAT IT CARES, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S ALL PRETEND, DON'T YOU ASK YOUR SELF SOMETIMES..WHY MUST I FEEL THIS WAY,LOVE CAN SOMETIMES GO,BUT THE PAIN WILL ALWAYS STAY!
16 things to do at wal-mart!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"...
. and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
hmm why do things like life love pain happieness fear shame lonsomeness and sadness matter? becaus if you take one out all of the others are never the way they are sappos to be. but if you never feel happieness you will never feel pain and with hat goes love and you dont have nuthing to be ashemed of so you dont feel lonsome all there is is fear and then you are considered a outcast and it is all you feel this is the result: insanity. insanity isnt lost of sanity it is loss of happieness. ask someone that knows. (me becaus am a person who has been taken away from insanity becas of the smallest amont of love)
[GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you]
holy crap i have not been on i quite some time... well lets see whats new im seriously tired of caetting screwed over in relationships umm im not doing good in some classes umm i havnt been too frustrated lately so that is a good thing oh im going to be a greaat artist or so my art teacher sez i was proud of myself it was awsome... well i found out the papa roaches new cd is awwsome and my skills are very limited but only to the exstent to where im not compleatly useless and im geting extreamly bord soo yup thats about it.
OH YEAH I GOT ME SOME NEW QUESTIONS
( Please Answer these Questions )
y = Yes n = No
Would you? Will you?
(_) give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
(_) kiss me?
(_) let me kiss you?
(_) watch a porn movie with me?
(_) take me out to dinner?
(_) let me drive you somewhere?
(_) take a shower with me?
(_) buy me a drink?
(_) take me home for the night?
(_) let me sleep in your bed?
(_) Sing car karaoke w/ me?
(_) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
(_) Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
(_) Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
(_) let me make you breakfast?
(_) help me with homework?
(_) tickle me?
(_) let me tickle you?
(_) stick up for me if i was being put down?
(_) get wasted with me?
(_) instant message me?
(_) greet me in public?
(_) hang out with me?
(_) bring me around your friends?
(_) make out with me?
(_) in public?
D0 Y0U...
(_) think im cute?
(_) think im hott?
(_) want to kiss me?
(_) want to cuddle with me?
(_) want to hook up with me?
(_) want to live happily ever after with me?
AM i...
(_) smart?
(_) cute?
(_) funny?
(_) cool?
(_) loveable?
(_) adorable?
(_) compassionate?
(_) great to be with?
(_) attractive?
(_) mean?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
(_) thought about hooking up with me?
(_) found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
(_) wished I were there?
(_) had a crush on me?
(_) wanted my number?
(_) had a dream about me?
(_) been distracted by me?
(_) had a dirty fantasy about me?
ARE Y0U...
(_) happy you know me?
(_) mad at me?
(_) thinking about me?
A 14 year old girl, and her mother have filed a law suit against Myspace.com(what?) because she was sexually assaulted by another user. She said he lied by saying he was on the high School football team, and THAT gained her trust. Obvisiously if thats all it took to gain her trust, she easily trust pretty much anybody and anyone. She's suing Myspace.com for $30 million because she believes myspace has poor security. WHAT A CROC! Myspace is not a babysitting service, take responsiblity for your own actions!!! What happened to her is a terrible thing and should never happen to anyone period. Where were her parents? Why are they not held responsible for what thier daughter does in thier own home? Myspace has many many ways of blocking out/screening people, some are: you have to ACCEPT the person you may or may not know as well as deny people you do or do not know, you can have certain sercurity measures added like asking for last name and email address, you can block a person, you can only associate with people you ALREADY know or simply you can NOT be on MySpace if you lack common sense.
Pass this on if you support Tom, and Myspace.com. It's about time adults take responsibility for their own children, instead of blaming it on someone else.
You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them
ALL!
now this looks true enough...
love is when you can not sleep because you can not stop thinking about them. love is when you can not talk because you are afraid you are going to say something stupid. love is when you barely move because you are scared you will do something dumb. love is when you stare at the phone for hours hoping that they will call. love is when the only thing that makes you feel better is there smile love is when people can say anything to you or about you and you just do not care. love is when you get online and you sit there for hours and wait for there annoying sound so you can finnaly talk to them. love is when you find someone that you can tell everything and you are sure they will not make fun of you love is when you can jusy wake up have makeup running down your face from crying and they will still say you are beautiful. love is when they would do anything to see you smile. love is when they are dying and the last thing they want is to hear your voice one last time. love is when every song reminds you of them.
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It was requested that i put this on my page to make it more conveniont thanks for the tip anything to help someone else!!^_^