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Here are the hilarious people who run the Elfpack Jokes.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Roaring [kittykittykitty]: The "Almighty Ruler" of Elfpack Jokes. She makes sure all the Jokers are doing their assigned duties, appoints new Jokers and retires those who are inactive or not working correctly.
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Furry [Yudan333]: In coaching
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Chaotic Evil [Morgoth]: Joker Newbie

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<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Malevolent [Stephen] - zzzzz
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Mischievous [shinobi14] - Winner of the "Bad Joke Lover Award 2007".
<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> Mischievous [Mildred Hubble] - Founder and World's Biggest Joke.

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2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: That's.... about 8-9 stone, right? Are you sure that's even healthy to lose more weight? >_>;

2006-07-17 [RabidSphinx]: yes. for my body type and proportions i shouldn't weigh as much as i do.. :(

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: *looks it up* Um...Ok, 118-155lbs is suppoosedly an acceptable weight for your height. I think your goal is a little too low >_> Your BMI is 20 which is also (on the borderline) healthy, so I really doubt it would be good to lose any more weight :(

2006-07-17 [RabidSphinx]: that is for the *average* women... with breasts. i can automatically subtract 10lbs from my desired weight because i do not have them and weighing the same as a girl of equal hight but one who has boobs just means i have some 10lbs of fat spread out all over my body...NOT attractive. if anything, 115-110 that i'm shooting for is STILL too heavy and being 105 would be best.

2006-07-17 [kittykittykitty]: I'm sure they take into account different factors like those, which is why the margin for healthy weight is so large :) Also, average (natural) breast size is something like a B-C cup, but that average includes women who are overweight and obese. I doubt there is a need to reduce your goal weight so much from the recommended due to your breast size

2006-07-18 [zoloftzantac]: Hi Sarah! :p

2006-07-18 [RabidSphinx]: they raised the "healthy BMI" by more than five lbs because they felt it was "unrealistic" noadays to "expect women to be so slim" so really, the BMI is just bullshit anyways. i need to lose 10 lbs to look 1/2 way decent, that's all there is to it in the end

2006-07-18 [kittykittykitty]: If that's how you feel RD then I still must say I disagree, but good luck with achieving your goal anyway :) // zz you never added yourself to this page! :O

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: once i lose the weight and have a job i can start saving up for the plastic surgery!^_^

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: plastic surgery? I like real people better than plastic people ...

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: cosmetic surgery is what i prefer to call it.

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, I don't blame you. Still, I hope you will look into it further. People who really aren't happy with themselves often feel that the cosmetic surgery got botched no matter how it turns out because they still aren't happy with themselves ...  :(

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: once i drop 10-15lbs, get some boobs, a better nose, and laser hair removal, i will have little to complain about will i?

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: That is kind of my point, you know yourself, won't it always be one more thing?

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: after those things, everything else is just a tan and a splash of make-up and hairdye

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: and teeth whitening and skin treatments and eye surgery and other things you have talked about

2006-07-20 [RabidSphinx]: well yes, but those i consider with make-up and hairdyes....whats wrong with wanting to be beautiful?

2006-07-20 [zoloftzantac]: Looked at you link, I like the look of the to gal and the bottom gal better before, and also remember that plastic breasts feel hard and icky

2006-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: actually, they are not "hard and icky" that was a problem some 30 years ago with them...not anymore...and why would you like the women before? there are only 3 women pictured and they all look horrid before

2006-07-21 [zoloftzantac]: Not to me, the after photos are the ones that look bad. Falsely swollen, un-natural breasts are not pretty, and to me it is ever lasting proof of how unhappy a gal used to be with her body and how superficial she is, and I am turned off by both of those things. Besides, my guess is that I have handled a few more plastic breasts than you have, and they weren't implants from 30 years ago. ;) Small breasts are not horrid, first off they actually fit some body types, and I think they are very sexy.

2006-07-21 [RabidSphinx]: whatever, i don't give a fuck what you think. i have seen and yes, even FELT fake boobs as opposed to real ones and they felt the same only larger and perkier.

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