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Elfpacker Quotes 5


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Featured Quote 5

"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -A friend
Submitted by: [Blood Moon Wolf]

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"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band
[MadHatress]



"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine

"Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him)
[Blood Moon Wolf]



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

[White Wolf]



Bullshit. All american, prime cut, grade A, tenderized bullshit. - George Carlin

Old People are like zombies, you've gotta blow their freakin heads off. - Me.

All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again.

~[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory....

YOu come from nothing, you ended up with nothing, so what did you lose? NOTHING!
  - Eric Idle, Life of Brian

Life is like a box of chocolates. Always in there the flavours you DONT want.

[Ringbearer]



'I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'
[nevan]


"Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown
[DragonicTunes]



"You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead
[Elf_Person]


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Voting:

831) Who's quote pwns the rest? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 21
a) "Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band [MadHatress]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Phantomhive], [Sonya Blue]

b) "Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 10 (48%) Voters: [Looni Commanda], [Neo the black cat], [Commandaaah], [Blood Moon Wolf], [Sky Chord], [$cutie kim$], [Dr. Carlisle's Esme Kitty], [youth of the born one], [POP goes the cork screw], [noble]

c) "Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him) [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

d) All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again. [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

e) Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory...[Ringbearer]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Ringbearer], [chugnut]

f) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'[nevan]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Orochimaru], [nevan]

g) "Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown [DragonicTunes]
Number of votes: 5 (24%) Voters: [MadHatress], [DragonicTunes], [La Fleur de La Croix], [My Sky's The Limit], [KikyouPuppy]

h) "You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead [Elf_Person]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)


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2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: i wanna see them...send them to me!

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: One joke was sexist. It was like the "I like my women like I like my chicken" comment. And yes, it was inappropriate--entirely. Therefore it does not belong here. That was not going to be put on mainstuff.

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...wait...hell yeah thats inapporiate!

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: You don't have to agree with me. :P

However the decision to remove it will not change. It does not belong here. Put it on your house, a wiki, I don't care. :P Just not here.

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...he better not try it again...i hate those jokes.

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: I'm inclined to agree with you there. -_-

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -nod- Agreed. x_X

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...*glares at person who made up that joke*

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -glares at person who made food fattening- >.>

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...your glaring at god?

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -giggle- I don't think I could do that even if I wanted to. My eyes aren't used to staring at everything all at once. XD

2007-10-02 [Orochimaru]: eh...true.

2007-10-05 [Orochimaru]: ...im voting for nevan!

2007-10-07 [White Wolf]: I guess my quotes weren't good. None got put into the poll...wish I could have at least got a notice :(

2007-10-07 [Ihsahn]: I think the fact your quote isn't on the poll is notice enough.

2007-10-07 [Amaranthine]: Thats not nice

2007-10-07 [White Wolf]: eh who cares. Elfpack has never been nice.

2007-10-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i'm not a big fan of my quotes. the only good quotes I can think of involve some form of 'misogyny'.

2007-10-08 [Bookwyrm]: Er...why did we do two from one person? -_-

2007-10-08 [Orochimaru]: lol.

2007-10-15 [Bookwyrm]: Voting closed! Congratulations to our newest Quoter, [Blood Moon Wolf]! Submission period for the next competition will begin shortly. This page is closed, so anyone who has this page on watch, please remove it and place Elfpacker Quotes 5 on watch. :D Thank you!

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