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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Malevolent [Stephen]

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Kinky [Ringbearer]
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Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2008-05-30 [itweetinHEELS]: lol THE most awkward convo ever.

2008-05-30 [Dead Inside.]: I think that [Dead Inside.] just like's messing with [Ihsahn] because he has a crush on him. But that's just me. <img:sutN.gif>

2008-05-30 [Dead Inside.]: Hey [itweetinHEELS]. You should read the convo between me and [zoloftzantac] when I was pretending to be a 12 year old girl. <img:sutN.gif>

2008-05-30 [itweetinHEELS]: yeah i think i read enough lol

2008-05-31 [shinobi14]: Hey, [Dead Inside.], along side that cool badge of yours in your house, you should have a "EP Creep" badge. =D

2008-06-01 [Dead Inside.]: Do they really have those? And if they do, Why am I just NOW finding about them!?!?!?

2008-06-01 [shinobi14]: I have to laugh at that. XD

That is light-hearted. =]

2008-06-04 [itweetinHEELS]: more like retarded >_>

2008-06-04 [Dead Inside.]: I's aint not isnt a retard. I's just pass-ed the 4th g-rade. My son was so p-roud of me. We is both going to the 5 grade. lol

2008-06-05 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao what the hell?

2008-06-06 [Dead Inside.]: Too much whisky. Sorry >>

2008-06-06 [shinobi14]: Wow... both alkies? Cait, you two will get along just fine. ;)

Love you really. ^__^

2008-06-06 [Dead Inside.]: I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. That is what I said. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. But not when they are red. <img:img/mood/5_1116340164.jpg>

2008-06-07 [itweetinHEELS]: we're alike? nooooooooo! -pulls out hair-

2008-06-07 [Cloud Natiion]: Heyy [:
Is there like any chance i could get the secret service message at the top of my house changed? Pleeeaseee? Could it please say something like "this member likes to swear a lot, don't talk to her if such language offends you?" hehe.
Cause i have a warning written on my house, but people keep complaining about it. And i'm like "i warned you.." [:
Please & thankyou ^__^

2008-06-08 [Dead Inside.]: *Pet's [itweetinHEELS] head* It's okay. You could do alot worse then me baby.

2008-06-09 [Hedda]: [Cloud Natiion]: OK, fixed!

2008-06-09 [Cloud Natiion]: Thankyou! ^__^

2008-06-11 [Dead Inside.]: Did every one on here die?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: -lives...but lurks only-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: *Poke's [Bookwyrm]'s forhead* Haha.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: -gasps...slaps your hand- How rude!

2008-06-12 [shinobi14]: I'm technically dead. >_>

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: lol I'm rude and mean. But I keep it playfull and PG. Because Mr. [Ihsahn] is watching us. And he scare's me.

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: you know you love him so much you watch his every move. With a telescope..

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: <img:sa-gif.gif> Who told you about that? Er, I mean. No I do not. <img:sutN.gif>

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Psh...if you think that's rude, wait 'til you see what I do with my finger...

-slaps own hand-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: <img:lampN-gif.gif> OH? Is it something rated R? Or even XXX maybe?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Could be...no one knows! -waves arms about dramatically-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I want to know. Do you have a webcam I can watch you on? *God I'm a horny bastard* lol

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: XD I have a webcam, but reserve it's uses for those who've earned it. XD Just kidding. I do have a webcam, but rarely use it for anything, much less what YOU'RE thinking. :P

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: You don't even know what I'm thinking. And if you think it's anything sexual you'r wrong.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: I'm sure I rarely use it for any of the uses your thinking, as I rarely use it at all. ;)

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: Yeah. Are you a model?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: LAWL! You're joking, I assume?

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: No. Are you a model? Alot of people I know on here a model's at the mall hoping to be discovered and get rich and famous.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Of course not. And I don't have the potential to be one. Not that I'm not beautiful in my own right, but I'm certainly not model material. For one, I'm only five feet tall, and I have short legs. XD

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: Really? Is that what you think? I for one happen to like natural beauty far more then the skinny twig's that havent eaten anything in 4 four day's because they weigh 85 pound's and think there over weight.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Well I agree entirely, but natural beauty is not desirable in the modeling career. Sad, but true.

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: And that's why I don't buy modeling mag's or watch modeling show's.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Ditto. XD That, and I can't stand most of their attitudes. -has a friend who forced her to sit through one episode of "Top Model"...never again-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I feel so sorry for you. I watched that or about 10 minute's and I wanted to shoot my t.v. with my 12 gauge.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: I wanted to shoot my friend...but had no gun to use. XD

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: i actually auditioned to be a model and i got it.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Congratulations. ^_^ I still feel the same way, but am happy for you. XD Reall, I am.

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I like short women. Women 4'6 to 5'4 are a huge turn on for me for some reason. I all so like red hair, Green/hazel eyes, Lot's of freckles, Square frame glasses and skin that's whiter then sour cream. Not that you care about what my turn-on's are...

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: basically you like midgets

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: XD That's priceless. Now, if more men were like that, I'd have had a bigger selection to marry from. XD Just kidding!

MIDGETS WILL RULE THE WORLD! -ish a midget-

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: -ish scared-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: *Is a midget lover and damn proud of it* I all so like women that are 6'2 to 6'8 for some reason.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Be afeared. Be gurtly afeared. -glares atchoo-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: Really? *Kisses [Bookwyrm]'s hand* May I have this dance?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: -giggles- Aww, a gentlemen, eh?

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: No. But I can play the part very well.

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: ewww 'can i have this dance?' cheesy!

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: *Kick's [itweetinHEELS] in her boob/knee*

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: OMFG !

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: I like cheesy. ^_^ I never get cheesy...in a good sense. It's always cheesy in a stupid sense.

:O That is the first time I've ever seen a boob/knee kick! Wow...that must take talent! -gives Caitlyn chocolate to make her feel better- ^_^

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: It's not my falt she's so old that her boob's hang down to her knee's. j/k

2008-06-12 [itweetinHEELS]: He's so mean...

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: How old are you? 134, 135?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Ouch...o.o -slaps his hand- You never ask a lady her age, how rude!

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I was talking to [itweetinHEELS], Not you mylady [Bookwyrm].

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: I know, but still...-miniblush-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: She's just mad because no one love's her.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: I luff her. o.o

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I meant in a boyfriend way. She is lonely in bed. I really am a bastard arent I?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Meh, I'm used to it. I'm married to one. The sex is good, but that's about it. XD -ish a bitch sometimes-

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: Really? So you have to put up with him huh? That's why I'm never getting married. I'm too much of a bastard for anyone to put up with for a long period of time. *Is trying to make [itweetinHEELS] jealous so she will talk to me more*

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: XD Yup. Eighty percent of women (at least in America) are against marriage. I never understood why until I got married. Why buy (or spend eternity with) the pig when all you want is some sausage? (Fuck you to all the cow/milk jackasses :P)

Really, marriage has the potential to be a wonderful thing. But the world is (and people in general are) too stupid to handle the concept correctly.

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I think [itweetinHEELS] has very beautiful eye's. Do you agree with me [Bookwyrm]?

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Should I have to? Does it matter what I think?

2008-06-12 [Dead Inside.]: I'm just asking if you think she has beautiful eye's. You don't have to answer if you really don't want too. And yes it matter's what you think.

2008-06-12 [Bookwyrm]: Well, I disagree, I think what matters most is what she thinks. :P

2008-06-13 [Kaos101]: While her opinion matters the most, it may also be true that your opinion matters as well....ooooh

2008-06-13 [Bookwyrm]: I believe that my opinion matters. To myself. I couldn't care less if my opinion matters to anyone else. XD

2008-06-13 [Dead Inside.]: You'r opinion matters to me [Bookwyrm].

2008-06-13 [Kaos101]: I meant 'matters to her as well'. And your opinion matter to me too ^_^

2008-06-13 [shinobi14]: TRACI!!! *slaps with wet fish*

Damn!!

2008-06-13 [Bookwyrm]: -feels loved...by everyone except Danny- That's it! I've had it with your halibut! I'm done with your dory! I'll have no more from your albacore! -tackles you and beats you senseless with your own fish-

2008-06-13 [Kaos101]: ...she said nothing of your salmon. Or your tuna. And I'll bet if you used your dace she would never see it coming.

2008-06-14 [Bookwyrm]: I would see a dace, and especially a tuna, a salmon...perhaps. An opaleye or shrimp I might miss, however...o.O

2008-06-14 [Kaos101]: a shrimp would be odd, yes. But a lobster would be a classic surprise.

2008-06-14 [Bookwyrm]: XD A lobster would not be a surprise. A lobster would be a cliche.

2008-06-14 [Kaos101]: A funny cliche ^_^

2008-06-14 [Bookwyrm]: Eh...an unimaginative one though. :P

2008-06-14 [Kaos101]: I would laugh at it.

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: *Hit's [Kaos101] with a lobster* You were right. This is funny.

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: lol why are you talkin about me in here?

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Because the whole world revolves around you [itweetinHEELS]. Therefore we simply must talk about you.

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: lmao thats what mummy and daddy said ^^
but i grew out of that mentality. >_>

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: *Poke's [itweetinHEELS] in her belly button then run's off laughing like a madman*

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: *throws my car keys at you*

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: *Catches your car key's then jump's in your car and drive's off* I can get a shiny penny for this car. Maybe even 2 shiny penny's. WEEE! <img:img/mood/5_1116340164.jpg>

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: hhahaa that car is expensive, and plus daddy gave it to me =[
give it back

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: *Drive's back and give's you you'r car key's* That car get's louzy gas mileage. P.S. I found some naked pic's of you in the glovebox so I made alittle mess in your seat. You might want to get your car detailed. <img:sutN.gif>

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: EWWWWWWWWWWW ! Omg what is wrong with you?!

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: I'm a 21 year old male with nude pic's of a very beautiful young woman. Nothing more nothing else.

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: more like a 21yr old perv

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: All most all 21yr old male's are perv's. Don't you know anything about men? Just ask [Bookwyrm].

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: *Gently pat's [itweetinHEELS] on the back* I'm sorry I stole your car and made a mess in it. No hard feeling?

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: I do know

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Your not mad at me are you [itweetinHEELS]?

2008-06-14 [«« F A I L;; to Lovę®]: Awkward.

2008-06-14 [Kaos101]: Interesting.

2008-06-14 [shinobi14]: Bamboo.

See? Random word game is fun. ^__^

And that might be one of the coolest things you have ever done, Traci. =D Love you too!!!

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: *stares at the Vodka bottle*

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Where did you get that? Want some everclear to go with that? I still have half a bottle. And a bad hangover...

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: jeez you lightweights and your hangovers lol.

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Everclear is twice as strong as vodka. Vodka is only 90 proof while everclear is 180 proof. Pure alcohol is 200 proof.

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: i have the vodka that costs 1200.00. If thats not strong then nothing is..

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: The cost doesnt matter, It's the proof of the alcohol that matter's. Wether a beer cost's $1.00 or $100.00, It's still only 8-12 proof. Read the side of the bottle and see what proof it is.

2008-06-14 [«« F A I L;; to Lovę®]: not true

2008-06-14 [itweetinHEELS]: Yeah the cost goes up the more proof it is. try Vodka-tastic.

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: http://i1.tinypic.com/6g8vns0.jpg < Look close. It's only 80 proof. Just because it cost's more doesnt mean it has a higher proof.

2008-06-14 [«« F A I L;; to Lovę®]: thats not the one, she bought one that was $3700.00
It was rather good too.

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Okay. What's its proof?

2008-06-14 [«« F A I L;; to Lovę®]: 100

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Everclear is 180 proof. Wich mean's its stronger then 100 proof vadka.

2008-06-14 [«« F A I L;; to Lovę®]: how much does it cost?

2008-06-14 [Dead Inside.]: Mine was $20.00 for a bottle. If you want to learn more click the link. http://www.shoppersvineyard.com/product_new.asp?pID=29975

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: why's it so cheap?

2008-06-16 [Bookwyrm]: -gigglesnorts at Danny- I was surprised by my own wit there too. XD -goes back to lurkage-

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: =]

2008-06-16 [Bookwyrm]: -pokes Caitlyn...nods...smothers- Hi! ^_^

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: -glomps tight- HEWWOOO ! How you been?

2008-06-16 [Bookwyrm]: Sick. x_X Laying in bed, holding my stomach, and biting my pillow. XD How about you?

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: sex would take care of that. *big grin* I've been okay, had some drama, but i'm better. Starbucks takes care of that.

2008-06-16 [Bookwyrm]: Eh...sex would NOT take care of what I had. Trust me. XD In fact, it probably would've made it worse. Sex will take care of a lot of things...but not that. :P And Starbucks would make everything worse for me. Caffeine=dead Witchy. :P But I'm glad you're better after your daily dose of drama, and that your Starbucks cured it. ^_^

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: lol you said dead witchy. Is that job stressing you out?

2008-06-16 [Bookwyrm]: Yus...sorry. ^_^ I've grown accustomed to referring myself as Witchy. XD David calls me that. Anywho, job? What job? I'm jobless. We moved...so I'm on the hunt again. :P

2008-06-16 [itweetinHEELS]: ohh yeah you did, i forgots XD
no more bar men?

2008-06-16 [shinobi14]: *cough*

2008-06-17 [Dead Inside.]: Everclear is cheap because taking a shot of it is like putting your mouth over the barrel of a flame thrower and having someone pull the trigger. *It burn's like hell*

2008-06-17 [Bookwyrm]: No more bar men. :P Not that I was dealing with them much anyway. Really, there very few hot men that came into my job. -sighs- I always get the jobs that sexy men stay away from. Or maybe I'm just too picky. XD Most of the guys my co-workers pointed out were...not hot. To me anyway. :P

Anywho, I'm not complaining. I'm sick of working in a sucky workplace with no job-satisfaction. :D Even the pay sucked, so I'm not missing much. I do miss my free lunches, though...:P

-offers Danny a cough-drop-

2008-06-18 [itweetinHEELS]: haha free lunches, mmmmm!

2008-06-18 [shinobi14]: ¬_¬ *glare at Witchy* Suuure... I need a cough drop. XD

Mmmmm... free lunches. ^___^ That sounds good.

2008-06-18 [Bookwyrm]: Free lunches did rock. I had one of the chefs wrapped around my little finger, so all I had to say was "Boo, I'm hungry..." and he'd say "What you want to eat, baby? I'll fix it right up!" XD I told him I needed one of him at home. XD

2008-06-19 [Dead Inside.]: *Pull's out a flame thrower and light's it* I'm going to burn this wiki down. I'LL BURN YOU ALL!!!!

2008-06-19 [itweetinHEELS]: Lmao Witchy, did you really tell him that?

2008-06-19 [Bookwyrm]: Yes, actually I did. XD His nickname was "Boodeboo" (don't ask, I never did), but I just called him "Boo" 'cause it was easier. :P He would help me portion things sometimes in the morning, and wouldn't let me carry anything heavy. -giggles- Such a sweetheart. I miss him, actually. XD And he is a damn good cook.

2008-06-20 [Dead Inside.]: *Start's a fire under [Bookwyrm] and [itweetinHEELS]* Does no one care? *Grop's [itweetinHEELS] tight sexy butt before lighting the fire under her*

2008-06-21 [Bookwyrm]: -takes Caitlyn's hand, jumps from over fire, kicks [Dead Inside.] in the crotch for grabbing without permission- That's not very gentlemanly, now is it?

2008-06-21 [Dead Inside.]: I told you I'm not a gentlemen. I just play one somewhat.

2008-06-21 [Bookwyrm]: Yes well, coming from someone who's sick of men like that, you deserved that. :P

2008-06-21 [Dead Inside.]: HEY! I can be a very nice loving caring person when someone need's me to be. But I also like being a pervert sometime's.

2008-06-21 [Bookwyrm]: Yus, but be a pervert with someone who consents. :P

2008-06-21 [itweetinHEELS]: aww Witchy saved me! *hands her an award*

2008-06-21 [Dead Inside.]: I don't know meaning of that word. (I don't know the meaning of alot of word's. lol) So I would just punch you in you'r stomach/face but you'r a girl so I'll junk punch [Ihsahn] in his man business. lol

2008-06-22 [Dead Inside.]: 01000001011011010010000001001001001000000111000001101001011100110111001101101001011011100110011100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110111101100110011001100010000001001101011011110111010001101000011110010111001000100000010101110110100101110100011000110110100000111111

2008-06-22 [Kaos101]: his man business....that's a new one.

2008-06-22 [Bookwyrm]: I didn't know those bits were professionals...though I admit, they're obviously the managers of the rest of the body. :P Anywho, as I'm less up for a man-rant and more up for a man-slave...-runs off to fetch her David- XD

Oh oh! Yus I did! -shows off award- I-i-ima heerooo. H'oh yus. -waves it around in the air trying to show it to as many people as possible like in Fable- XD -is bored-

2008-06-22 [shinobi14]: Well, some guys' "kit" is professional. XD Depends how good they are. =D Some people, however... *looks at [Dead Inside.] have no training with their... *cough* "Man Business". ;)

2008-06-22 [Bookwyrm]: I think all this "professional business" business is ridiculous and you're all making it up. :P But that's okay. -pats-

2008-06-23 [Dead Inside.]: I have lot's of training with my "man business" thank you. I am a professional man-slave.

2008-06-23 [shinobi14]: Again, didn't need to know that. ¬__¬

2008-06-24 [Dead Inside.]: Now that you know it, You can't unknow it. lol

2008-06-24 [Dead Inside.]: Hey [itweetinHEELS]. What was you'r user name before you changed it?

2008-06-24 [Dead Inside.]: Does anyone know why [Sunrose] left elfpack?

2008-06-24 [Bookwyrm]: Because she got annoyed with all your "man business" crap. Geez. Does it make you feel good, running Sunny off? Good job. -__- (Just kidding! <3)

2008-06-24 [itweetinHEELS]: LMAO. No Witchy kept msg'ing Sunny about wanting to cyber,lmao.

2008-06-24 [Ringbearer]: Somehow Caitlyns story makes much more sense. MW even tried her spells but Sunrose has Dutch blood and is thus immune to seductions.

2008-06-24 [itweetinHEELS]: no one can be immune to Witchy's seductions!

2008-06-24 [Bookwyrm]: Caitlyn's right. No one is immune, particularly the Dutch. If I had tried to seduce Sunny (a tempting thought), it sooooo would have happened. XD -hides from any Sunrose wrath that may bear down upon her at any moment-

2008-06-24 [itweetinHEELS]: -humps her for good luck-

2008-06-24 [Bookwyrm]: -snorts- Wow...I don't think anyone's ever done that for luck before. -gives you a shiny medal-

2008-06-24 [Ringbearer]: Lol, indeed... the excuses people make....

2008-06-24 [Bookwyrm]: -laughs- Oh very good. -gives you a shiny medal too-

2008-06-24 [Ringbearer]: YAY!!! *Shows off with it all over EP*

2008-06-24 [itweetinHEELS]: O.o
-keeps going-

2008-06-25 [Dead Inside.]: HEY! I only humped [Sunrose]'s leg like 4 time's. >>

2008-06-25 [shinobi14]: I have already rocks Traci's kazbaa many, many times. ;)

2008-06-25 [itweetinHEELS]: O_O

-hides in corner, covering my ears-

2008-06-25 [Bookwyrm]: -looks at Danny...laughs and laughs and laughs- That was hilarious! Oh my goodness...-gives you a shiny medal too- I <3 you.

Although, I think David's got you topped in that still. XD By far.

2008-06-25 [itweetinHEELS]: i thought i topped both of them?

2008-06-25 [Bookwyrm]: XD I <3 you Caitlyn, but I think the only one topping David at the mo' is mah hubby. You and Danny can fight for third though. XD -snug-

2008-06-25 [itweetinHEELS]: -aims at danny-

v_O

2008-06-25 [Bookwyrm]: -grins at Caitlyn- I'm just kidding! I don't know who has who topped...it's too much trouble to keep track. Y'all are makin' that up on your own. :P

2008-06-25 [itweetinHEELS]: -blinks at witchy- meanie pie!

2008-06-25 [Bookwyrm]: Yus I am. ^_^ And yet, you love me still. XD

2008-06-25 [itweetinHEELS]: -smiles huge-

2008-06-26 [Dead Inside.]: *Throw's a bag over [itweetinHEELS] and drag's her in to the wood's and bury's her 6000 feet underground* All problem's are solved forever.

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: -sighs...kicks him...grabs shovel to dig up Caitlyn- Why must people make my job so hard?

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: HEY! I'm trying to make the world a better place by getting rid of people who screw it up.

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: And you didn't think to bury yourself?

OMG MEAN! -bites self-

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: *Dig's a hole* How tall are you Witchy?

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: If'n yeh can't remember what I told you, I won't tell you again. :P And I wouldn't try burying me, it wouldn't go over well in your favour.

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: *Dig's a hole 4'6" deep* Now what make's you say that?

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: Er...right...leave it at that depth, perfect...

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: *Ninja sneaks up behide witchy and kick's her in to the hole and burys her with only her head showing then runs off laughing like a retard* VICTORY WILL BE MINE!!!!

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: -spits dust out of her mouth-...-sighs-...-slowly digs self out, conversing with the dirt-

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: WAIT! If you dig out, The spell wont work. Just hold on a minute please? <img:cr-gif.gif>

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: Certainly not.

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: I'm trying to make a tornado that will suck the whole world into a huge blackhole ending all human life in the universe. But I need a willing soul that's pure of mind and heart.

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: Oh, well you've got the wrong person there, doll. I'm pure of neither mind nor heart. Close in the heart subject, but nowhere near close in the mind. -taps side of head against a twig- Pervert.

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: Why do you keep doing that?

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: Keep doing what?

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: Slaping you'r hand. Taping you'r head against a twig. It's weird.

2008-06-27 [Bookwyrm]: I slap/bite my hand/self when I do something bad. 'Tis a joke. I tapped my head against a twig because, if you'll remember, I'm still pretty much buried up to my head in dirt and I couldn't tap it with my finger. :P It's a gesture indicating my brain/mind. :P

2008-06-27 [Dead Inside.]: *Dig's you out* You didnt do anything bad. God you'r worse then I am.

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