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2013-03-03 [Schlachter]: I thought they were Ninjas?
2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: Yes.
2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: Pirate vs. Ninja.
2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: No, no, they're Ninja Pirates. They'll steal yer booty with the kiss of the night, or some such poetic drivel.
2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: Wha...? By the Gods! What kind of abomination is that!
A Ninja Pirate??? God forbid... no, I won't have it...
* stuff starts magically disappearing *
I still don't believe in such a monstrosity...
* landscape starts magically disappearing *
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!!!
* is stolen *
2013-03-04 [Nekko fox]: He didn't believe hard enough...
2013-03-04 [Schlachter]: * even tumbleweeds are stolen *
2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: ....
*His speech is stolen*
2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: *Tries to flip off Schlachter, but his digits are missing. He tries to weep in frustration, but the Pirate Ninjas stole his tear glands and replaced them with the Sahara. Sand rains down his cheeks*
2013-03-05 [Schlachter]: * is literally working up the sandstorm brewing (as I was dropped into the Sahara when stolen) in Nekko's tear glands as the Pirate Ninja's begin stealing the individual sand particles(?) & putting them in faster than any eye can see *
2013-03-05 [Nekko fox]: *his blood is replaced with sand and parts of Schlachter*
2013-03-05 [Schlachter]: * is going to drown in sand... bids farewell to all the wonderful citizens of sandville *
2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: *Sandville is stolen, along with the heretical gods*
2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* immediately becomes super-saian mode 1 billion & kills all the Ninja Pirates *
ONLY MARTYRS SEE DIVINITY!!!
* dies *
2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: *instigates a dramatic slow-clap*
2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: * is resurrected by the gods to bear the cross *
2013-03-06 [Nekko fox]: Quit mauling that cross Schlachter-bea
2013-03-06 [Schlachter]: I refused to be demeaned as a Care-Bear!!!
3...2...1... JESUS CAREBEAR STARE!!!
* crosses shoot out from every direction *
2015-12-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: Revived
2016-11-23 [zoloftzantac]: the re-rebirth