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Last author: zoloftzantac
Owner: Enneigard Rebirth

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Scak

'Scak' has many definitions. Come up with some of your own and add them... you will get a coolpoint if you are explicit enough!

1. [Enneigard] - a whorish wench-cunt that is anorexic, yet she is still a fucking fat douche bag.

2. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a giant brown bloodclot that forces its way out of the penis.

3. [Enneigard Rebirth] - brutally beating or anally raping someone with a long blunt object.

4. [._] - a cum, shit and blood filled rectal discharge from prison sodomites that just finished their holy medium.

5. [Larova] - A depraved middle-aged woman, usually nailed without lubricant by many men at a time, who feels like sandpaper on the inside because of myriad little scabs in her vaginal walls.

6. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an anus wrapped & clogged with acne infected fungus & loose punctured skinflaps, corroding with black semen & greasy dirt.

7. [zoloftzantac] - that mixture of shitty smegmish dick cheese that is left on your mothers bleeding rectum after I'm done with her

8. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an omnisexual necropheliac that douches in coagulated corpse fluids.

9. [hello] - my mother???

10. [kittykittykitty] - somebody bursting a genital ulcer into your mouth... while having double anal pentration... and squeezing a fart around their penises... and another guy is wiping skegma into your eye. But it only counts as 'scak' when your mother is watching and masturbating -___-'

11.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a grotesque obese barbaric woman with orgasm stains in her beard & pussmullet.

12. [Nekko fox] - The Socialites Coalition for Abnormal-Baby Killing, a group centered around the destruction of babies that have more than what they should have (Three eyes, eleven toes, two...noses). They are centered around Sweden and refuse to contact the outside world with anything but a bit of parchment made from the foreskins of their enemies.

13.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a rectal cut on the inside flap of the anus filled with rotting dung & tiny hairs that scratch against the inside of the anus causing leprosy.

14. [j.j.]- I am the best scak here

15. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a moraine filled foreskin stretched inside out & engraved with matted skin & vaginal creams, usually stuck inside a nymphomaniac's loose dry clitoris & pulled further into her stomache while the bacterial acids burn through the curdled sperm & come out through the belly button.

16. [Nekko fox] - ......[j.j.], who is the biggest scak here.

17.[Hatred] A small roundish rat found only in a dead grandmas Vagina that eats all the rotten sexual organs

18. [zoloftzantac] <URL:http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick_cheese/gal1/images/dick_cock_cheese_smegma22_jpg.jpg>

19.[Enneigard Rebirth] a cervixcut eaten away by herpes & yellow syphilis.

20. [Enneigard Rebirth] to fuck animals with baseball bats.

21. [kittykittykitty] partaking in sexually explicit, viking-themed roleplay / cosplay while having hidden video cameras taping the whole thing to broadcast to your friends and children

22. [zoloftzantac] A morbidly obese woman with an ulcer who gets off by being face fucked until she gags, chokes and vomits blood out her nose.

23. [Enneigard Rebirth] how to describe a person/place/thing/noun covered in rabid wombat semen, coyote hairballs, flesh, carrion, puke, rhino dung, & giant slug innards. (adjective=scaked)

24. [j.j.]you've just been scaked gwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!

25. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an alternate for "boofing" someone, a variation of dry humping...in a pool.

26. [Elf_Person] - scak is [WIKKID KLOWN] hehehe

27. [Enneigard Rebirth] hyperactive ADHD acne-infected n00bs that ruin wikis with douche-comments.

28. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a dumb little 15 year old fatass bastardcunt that got its comments deleted.

29. [kittykittykitty] - somebody who has ever tried to write "Wash me" on the side on a cop car in pee ;D

30. [kittykittykitty] - Yellow snow (and red, brown and green snow for that matter...)

31. [zoloftzantac] - A hooker that smells so bad that you have to hold your breath while you fuck her ...

<img:http://www.elfpack.com/stuff/SCAKATWIKI.gif>
Spread the fucking word

2006-03-21 [._]: what about a cum, shit and blood filled rectal discharge from prison sodomites that just finished their holy medium

2006-03-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: fuck yes thats good, ill add it!

2006-03-21 [._]: ill make sure scak is heard!

2006-03-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YEZ!

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: larova rocks

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Yeah he does.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lets get more people to sign it!

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Sounds like I plan. I know some relatively perverse minds, I just have to find them again.

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Oh god. The imagery. Hehe.

2006-03-25 [Bookwyrm]: You spelled "definition" incorrectly on your animated avatar...Just so you know o.o

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: hahaha (umm .. please don't read my vulgar and disgusting addition to this page) *looks down in shame*

2006-03-25 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: Too late [zoloftzantac]. And don't worry, I think no less of you for it...although after reading this I feel like I'm going to be a little ill -.- but that's okay...I couldn't help but note the spelling error :P

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: <img:stuff/scakoops.gif>

2006-03-25 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles::

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: !!!!!

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i dont really know how to spell it....definition perhaps?

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: <img:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c176/norevard/SCAKATWIKI.gif>

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Oh, much better. I just now paid attention to the error.

2006-03-25 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: You're welcome :P

2006-03-25 [Larova]: <3 <3 <3

2006-03-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ^^ YAY

2006-03-27 [Larova]: She wins.

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ? i guess

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: .... !

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: anxiety

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: umm ... so [hello]'s mother is a scak ... ?

2006-03-28 [Larova]: Yes.

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: umm ... so can I get her phone number ;)

2006-03-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: eww

2006-03-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: read the defonitions, are you sure you want to nail a scak?

2006-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: Correction: defonitions = definitions.

2006-03-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-03-28 [Larova]: Oh, of course. *Checks the Little Black Book*

2006-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: ??

2006-03-28 [Larova]: Oh, you want her number too?

2006-03-28 [Bookwyrm]: Ohhh...belated post.

2006-03-28 [Larova]: Ja.

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup

2006-04-05 [kittykittykitty]: I apologise... I wanted the coolpoint, put I don't think it is worth it *makes vain attempts to shake image from her head*

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Ah, so you say "scak" is a verb, then?

2006-04-05 [kittykittykitty]: yeah like "you were scakked really bad last night" or "man, I need a good scakking...where's my mother?"

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Hehehehehehehe. I like you.

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hahahaha

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: kitty fuckin' rocks! ... wait a min, my mother or your mother?

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Grendel's mother.

2006-04-05 [kittykittykitty]: everyone's mother! get them all for an uber scak

2006-04-05 [Larova]: That's hot.

2006-04-05 [kittykittykitty]: Yeah.. I really shouldn't have said that..

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hawt

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Oh LOOK it's the FRIGGIN DICTIONARY OMG

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Likes*

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: wee need mroie

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scak

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: try http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scak it has one definition already, but you can add your own ^_^

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: awww, those Wikipedia fuckers deleted my artical :( (they are fast)

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: what did it say? doesn't it have to be approved before anyone can see it?

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: It was up for a while, I could link to it for a few hours, now it is gone :(

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: I discribed the word as being a crude internet slang term, that got it's origins from skegma like body secretions and evolved into a word that was used to discribe anything that was so uttery disgusting that no other existing word would be adequate. I didn't even give any examples yet before the fuckers deleted it ...

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: sooo mean... you can always add it again in a few days

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Corrections: discribed = described, uttery = utterly

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: Thanks, I spell checked the one on wikipedia ... well, that *was* on wikipedia ......

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: You know I can't stop myself from spell checking people...especially you 'cause you're almost always perfect...mwuahaha. ::tackles::...::runs away and hides in a corner to make sure no one makes any typographical errors...::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Yeah, just rest assured that at one point in time, Wikipedia knew about scak.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: So like I said, love... Grammar OCD. <3

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: No no no. I don't just have grammar OCD...I have a minor case of OCD with just about everything o.o

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: wutz yuo talkn boutz? i typ perfek no nidz 2 corect meh

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ...Oh...my...gentle...Jesus....::weeps:: Somebody kill me! ::runs into a corner and cowers::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: u lyk dat donchu ya u do i no dys 1 gy hu tox lyk dis ol da tym n i wanna ring his nek jes 4 existin

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Corrections:: wutz=what's, yuo=you, talkn=talking, boutz=about, i=I, typ=type, perfek=perfect, nidz=needs, corect=correct, meh=me. Sentence should be: What are you talking about? I type perfectly, no one needs to correct me!

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: [Larova]'s sentence should be: You like that don't you? Yeah you do. I know this one guy who talks like this all the time, and I want to wring his neck just for existing.

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: don't you mean wring his neck? :P haha I could do with someone like you as my translator.. I get so confused sometimes on EP

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Ah, the nekojin beat me to it.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Damnit...I meant to say that. It's getting late and I'm not perfect. But thank you for the correction ^_^

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Don't worry. According to the wiki, you've said it already. It's like you went in a time warp and made everything afterwards a moot point. <3

2006-04-06 [Larova]: The answer to your riddle strikes me as being a letter. Shoot me if I'm a lost cause in thinking so.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Pretty close...but no. ^_^ Care to try again?

2006-04-06 [Larova]: FUCK. *suicide*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::stares:: o.o....::falls over::

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: *looks around* oooh everyone is on the floor *feels left out* wheeeeee *falls on her face*

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Corpse says yaaaaaaaaaay*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: o.o.....::falls over...even though she's already on the floor...wait....falls up::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Antigravity* *Falls onto the ceiling with a corpselike thud*

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: awww man! Who got [Larova] all over the ceiling? How are we gonna clean that up?

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: I'm up here! Want me to do it?? ::pulls out a gigantic squeegee::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Corpse points to [Bookwyrm] and her neat ceiling-tricks* (Never to be outdone, not even in death)

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::tackles the corpse...realizing the redundancy of the act...but does it anyway:: HAH! ::gets a really soft squeegee and squeegees [Larova]'s face::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: AUGH! GOD! *Kickstarts brain and plugs assumed bullethole with paper towels* I mean, come on! Squegee on the FACE? ...the HELL? *Storms off* *Finds out he damaged the part that controls memory* Heeeeyyyyyy look I'm on a wiki.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: It was really soft...:P And it got you to wake up. ++Skill for [Bookwyrm]!

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: haha *grabs her sqeegee and bucket of soap*

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Hell yeah, XP for thOMG WIKI?!?!?!

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Acetylcholine shots and synthetic platelets* There we go. Hey, look at that. I'm alive.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::tackles [Larova] again...on the ceiling...and pets::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: YAY! *Chews*

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: hey stop eating it! it's for cleaning you off the ceiling

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Offers some [Bookwyrm] as silence-bribes*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Wait...what were you chewing on?!?! O.O

2006-04-06 [Larova]: YOU.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Hey! -.- ::gives [Larova] a terrible stomach virus...worms begin eating through the lining of his stomach::

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Nobody chews on me without my panda ears on!

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