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The Rules of The Internet


The following is a concise list of the 100 rules that govern the internet today as we know it.
Feel free to leave comments and follow Rule #12

1. Do not talk about /b/Defintion
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moarDefintion — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
33. DesuDefintion isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeabooDefintion.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. LongcatDefintion is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. MootDefintion has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CPDefintion is awwwright, but DSFARGEGDefintion will get you b&Defintion.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say CandlejackDefintion, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with ZippocatDefintion. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.


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2008-09-17 [Tear]: 4chan much?

2008-09-17 [Tear]: You better habeeb it.

2008-09-17 [Orestez]: Do NOT talk about /b/

2008-09-20 [Link -- Hero in Green]: Wow, interesting. A lot of them made me laugh.

2008-09-20 [Orestez]: 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

2008-11-05 [Kaite]: 61. You cannot divide by zero. xD


2011-11-04 [Morgoth]: <img:an.gif>

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: The first time I saw Zippocat, I threw up. >_>'

/b/ is like.. the opposite of my existence. ._.;

*finds most of the internet rules to be disgusting, wrong and/or gross*

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: I know.
It's an evil, evil cycle.

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: I didn't write these... Just for the record.

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Yeah, I know. xD

They've existed forever, seemingly.

I know rules 34, 46 and 16 anyway. xD

I've also tested 34 a few times just to see if I can find things without pornographic images. There's not very many. >_>

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: Indeed, I have tested that rule myself...wish I could unsee some of the shit I saw in the process *shudders*

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Yeeeep.

I decided it's not worth it to test it anymore. Kind of like the first time I google image searched for "Blue Waffle". Completely unpleasant.

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: *nods*

2011-11-04 [kittykittykitty]: Oh god. I want to google it now but I am scared :( Curiosity... must not... prevail... hnnnnnnngh

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: 17. A cat is fine too.

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: You really don't want to. xD

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Yay for kitties! :D

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