i love to write and i love animals i hope to one day write the story lines for video games and comic books. i am 5 foot 8 and know how to sword fight,i am a perv (at lest i dont lie about it), i hate orginzined religion has well has smoking and drinking. and it would seem i cant spell very good with out spellcheck lol. im looking for new friends (hopefully female friends lol) and good artists. i am the founded and leader of team HC, remember that name! and i really dont like writing about my self so im going to stop now... really... nothing else here... no i mean it stop reading... look if you want to know about me just send me a message or something... damn it i said stop reading!!!
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it would seem i need to make this clear, yes i WOULD cyber that dosnt mean i will with just any one... now any single furry females here... any females... at all... i need a life V_V
i am the god of the night!! forsake the sun... come to me!
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens
5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressant
s are.
15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.
22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
23. TP at much of the store as possible.
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