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Member #18165 created: 2005-05-18 14:49:36Simple URL:   

Name: Poison



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My name is paul, many people know me as Frier fondel, Dr. Coppafeal, And the Invisible woman. Others call me daddy, but thats a different story lol, im a hard rockin goth, n have a few friends n stuff like that lol, and any one want to talk just say hi n ill prrbly say hi back :) well talk to ya later

im startin to get my life back together and now im gonna start to add more of my friends to mypage and some info on my life and how it has been going

this is a touching story and id like to share it with my friends who look at my page and if your not my friend just say hi or talk to me n we may be able to become friends this is even to mortal enemy's i know how to forgive lol

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was
She asked him if he would want to be with her
....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he
and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her
face the boy grabbed her arm
and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd


You gotta do this :D lol just copy it and add it to your page and fill in the answers :)
1. First of all, are you a guy or a girl? guy
2. What is your sexual organ's name? billy
3. Do you masturbate (If you say no then we know u really do but your just lying)? When I’m bord
4. How many times per day do you masturbate? Depends on how many times I get board
5. Per week? alot
6. Do you fantasize while you masturbate? Every time (of you)
7. If so, what do you fantasize about? You duh
8. Do you use sex toys while masturbating? oww
9. Do you use lubricants of any kind (hand lotion, spit, etc.)? can not afford nice things such as lubbs but soap works mighty fine lol
10. Any special techniques we should know about? not that you should kno about :-p don’t do it around your best friend
11. If so name them: jesse
12. What position r you in when u masturbate? The depends position,
13. Do you feel ashamed doing it? Sorta, its because I have to clean up
14. If you said yes then don’t feel ashamed, everyone does it whether they say so or not
15. Do you watch porn or look at pornographic content? Yeah your mom made a great miss november
16. Do you get wet? Im usually inside the house when it rains duhh
17. Does it feel better before, during, or after you orgasm? Im not sure I get bored inbetween
18. Do you make noises? Does farting count????
19. If so, how loud? Pretty loud
20. Do you do it home alone or with other people in the house? Alone makes u seem like a lonely man….. Yes alone
21. Have you ever been caught doing it? no
22. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex? Well definitely not in front of the same sex
23. Have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex? gross lol!!!!!??!!!!!!
24. Have you ever done it over the phone with someone? no
25. Does masturbation tire you, wake you up, or both? Bore

*Girls Only*
26. Do you rub or finger yourself more?
27. Do you do both at the same time?
28. How wet do you get from doing it?
29. Do you rub your tits while you do it?
30. How long do your orgasms last?
31. How long does it take to reach an orgasm?
32. Do you keep going after you reach orgasm?
33. What’s the longest you’ve ever done it?

*Guys Only*
34. Do you rub your balls while you do it? What kind of sic person wrote this I bet it was a man waiting for us …. Young boys to reply then you get the Kleenex out and read on lol
35. How fast do you jerk it? I dunno I don’t really like palm rug burns
36. How long does it take you to cum? don’t know, what is your address I will time it
37. Can you keep going after you cum once? I guess I have to get home some how
38. What’s the longest you’ve gone? Nearly 12 hours… yea 12 long hours I had to watch land of the ded n put on some sexy drivin music

Here is the alphabet game :) put it up in your house too
A – Age: 18
B - Best Quality: sense of humor
C - Choice Of Meat: white meat
D - Dream Date: don’t really have one
E - Ex: sandy
F - Favourite Food: pizza n oranges
G - Greatest Accomplishment: this form
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: when I saw paris Hilton die on house of wax
I - Internal conflicts: to many to think of right now
J - Job title: lazy ass
K - Kool-Aid: red stuff cherry strawberry mabe lemons … are they red
L - Love: few times not quite sure what love is yet
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: my friends
N - Name: paul
O - Outfit You Love: that skirt you wore yesterday
P – Pissed: rarely
Q - Question you want to ask: what time Is it
R - Red is what: color of love, fire, and lust and my fav color
S - Sport To Watch: don’t really like sport
T - Television Show: South Park or family guy, teen titians
U - Unique habit: sleeping
V - Very bad habit: sleeping
W - Winter: to cold
X - X-rays you've had: broke my ass now I have this weird crack down the middle
Y - Year Born: 1987
Z - Zodiac Sign: Scorpio ;)

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
  *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
  (In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
(x) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
( ) been on a plane
( ) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers(only for madical use)
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
( ) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set

( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) been in a car thats run a red light
(x) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) felt like killing yourself
(x) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) worn pearls
(x) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to paper
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
( ) played chicken
( ) played turkey
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
( ) had a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) skinny dipped in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house
(x) felt someone up
( ) had someone feel you up
(x) bitten your finger nails
(x) hated someone
( ) believe in God
( ) believe in Satan
(x) have a fav band
(x) own more than 30 CDs
(x) wanted to melt at someone's feet


001: Name: Paul
002: Nickname: lots of em, just call me sir lol i dunno
003: country of living: US
004: Birthdate: 11-08-87
005: Heighth: 6 ft 1 inches
006: Eye color: blue
007: Shoesize: 13
008: School/work: school
009: You smoke: NO
010: Hobby's: video games, friends being nice
011: Brothers/Sisters: a bro and 1\2 sis
012: Relation: none
013: Piercing(s): 2 in my left ear one in lobe other in cardlidge
014: Tattoo: skull onfire on my right arm
015: Vacationland: my friends house lol

016: Are there people you won't reply to?: yea really annoying people or liars
017: Nicest person you met this year: i dont know
018: Person you rather not have met this year: cant say....
019: Who would you like to meet: my true love
020: Who is it that you admire: i cant say
021: Most sexy person(s): i cant say...
022: Favorite Pyama: what?
023: Favorite car: dream car: i have my dream car
024: Favorite Movie(s): zombie movies
025: Favorite music: rock
026: Favorite City(s): los angelas
027: Favorite Plush: my pikachu.... what who cares
028: Favorite animal: it is a fine line between cats n dogs
029: Favoriete Magazine: tips and tricks
030: Favorite sound: screaming lol
031: Favorite TV-series: Teen titians
032: Favorite Writer: Eric nuyland, william c dietz
033: Favorite Nickname: Dr. coppafeal lol
034: What is on your mousepad: a map lol (verry boring)
035: What all is under your bed: old v game systems, (im a pretty nerd lol) cant tell i am by lookin at me tho
036: Favorite color: red
037: Favorite Song ever: remissions part 1&2 by a7x
038: Favorite song at this moment: coma white by marilyn manson
039: Favorite food: fruit lol
040: Favorite class in school: computers i guess
041: Favorite drink: Sprite
042: Lucky number: 13
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself: nothing im worthless and thats it
044: What deodorant do you use: axe
045: favourite shoe: dont care bout brands of shoes just any thing that looks cool
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: when i feel tired enough to sleep
047: What word do you use most: oh shit lol
048: Most romantic moment in your life: when me n my ex listened to marilyn manson, she fell asleep to my heart beat.... hurting memory lol
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: every moment
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: bolth i really dont kno what more
051: What do you do in the weekends: hang out
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: SHOP
053: Your Breakfast: dont hardly eat
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: asparigus
055: Pets: several cats and 2 dogs all cute lol
057: Serious or funny: try to be bolth
058: Fast or slow: both
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: cant tell im always alone in the end lol.....
060: Simple or Complicated: complicated
061:hello or goodbye:what?
062: Sex or alcohol: dont really care hard to chose
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: is 3 am late?
064: Light or dark? dark
065: Speak or Silence: when i speak you know it some times
066: tall or small guy: im not gay but i my self am kinda tall
067: News paper: what??
068: Hug or kiss:BOTH! lol
069: Happy or Sad: rather happy but hard to get
070: Life or Death: fan of bolth
071: Gig or Disco: ????
072: Left or Right handed: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: wtf???
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: Red
075: What would you say to god if you could meet him : fuck off i dont need you
076: you believe in reincarnation: no only eternal darkness
077: you believe in Aliens: dunno i thnk my shop teacher is one what do u think
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: dont rape my body
079: Does true love exist?: dont know
080: How many kids would you like to have? 2
081: What is the thing you cant stand?: being hated
082: Best feeling: being loved
083: Worst feeling in the world: alone and everyone hates you...or so it seems
084: What are you afraid of: dying alone
085: Are you an emotional person: absolutely not
086: You cry while watching a movie?: dont cry at all but dont mean i dont care
087: Your goal in life: to find true love
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: to protect every one i love around me..... thats gonna be hard
089: Who is your favorite artist?: rob zombie
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: dunno
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: dunno, i guess somewhere special to them
093:What do you think of elfpack?: it's fun
094: Is there something you miss about elfpack?: nope
095: Where did you get this question list?: some chick
096: Besides elfpack, what do you do most on your PC:check email, talk to friend and listen to music
097: Is there a question you missed in this all?: umm.... mabe
098: What is the meaning of life?: dont know if there is one
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: no
100: Favorite actor: dunno
101: Favorite actress: dunno
lol all done here

Age: 28Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 7

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Exact place of living: Peck

Known languages

heavy metalprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
catschasing the preferred sexcooking
crime storieseatingelectronics
role playingsingingscifi

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 183

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