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Mama Kelli (R.I.P. Grandpa )
Email: jenny_cat15@yahoo.com
Name: Kelli
one of my favorite views in the world.
Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-ass | Beggar | Guide |
Adventurer | Sex-monster | Crazy kid |
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Description:
ok any male who can just be buddies go ahead send a message. if not go and waste someone elses time.
i hate abusive asses and people who believe labels are needed. i hate to want to be needed(probably because i have my own problems i need to deal with without taking on someelses... even if i feel i must)
i feel out of control.
i have 8 kids who help me when i'm in a bad way. get in their way and your toast. and a 2 sisters will help them.
98% of teens say the words "I Love You" Without meaning it...if you are a part of that other 2% put this on Your house
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Final Inspection
by Sgt Joshua Helterbran
The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass.
"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
The Solider squared his shoulders and said
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint.
I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just to steep,
And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgement of his God.
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
i can be super sweet or super sassy... depends on how you react to me.
i love music of just about any kind.
i love to dance.
i like just about any type of movie just not horror...
i absolutely love to read.
i love to make new friends all the time. so send me a message. i'll answer when i can.
these pictures are of me...
hearts are so overated's pics
visit more than once : SEND A MESSAGE!
band trips and friends..
Mama Kel's pics
Age: 28 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 1 | Day of birth: 11 |
Gender: female
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Washington
Exact place of living: Lummi/the Rez
Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes
Music
adult pop | alternative | blues |
classical | country | folk music |
goth | hip hop | jazz |
opera | pop | punk |
rock |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
boardgames | books | card games |
chasing the preferred sex | cooking | cybersex |
dancing | dogs | fantasy |
film | needlework | plants |
poetry | porn | role playing |
singing | scifi | slacking |
soapoperas | theatre | travelling |
writing |
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Civil status: married
Sexual preference: both sexes
Body shape: big breasted
Height: 165