i am eric and i like to get stoned and have sex i like to ride bike and play drums on my free time well and hang out with my girl




[10 Commandments of a Teenager!]
*NoT LiTeRaLLy*
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)
2)Thou shall not do drugs
(Alcohol lasts longer.)
3)Thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection.)
4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect.)
5)Thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(Everyone knows Grandma has more money.)
6)Thou shall not get in fights.
(Just start them.)
7)Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8)Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more.)
9)Thou shall not think about having sex.
(As Nike says "Just Do It".)
10)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just leave them in the middle.)
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this is my friend [Psycho ShadowBlood]

you can get them at yasmin the sexy italian kitten

http://elfpack.com/member.html?membernr=45358
plz do thisxxx


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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
hey can u plz do this an send it bk complete


GRADE ME!!
F [ur ugly and i suck at life. Literally.]
D [ur an ass. Go jump off a cliff.]
C- [ur jst sum1 I dnt wnt 2 talk 2, ok?]
C [ur ok lukin, I guess, bt definitely nt the bst.]
C+ [ur kinda boring sumtimes]
B- [ur kinda cool. ur kinda cute 2.]
B [ue cute, n ur a pretty interesting person.]
B+ [Pretty damn attractive n cool 2.]
A- [ur extremely attractive, n ur awesome. Go u.]
A [ur really hot, i wnt u ere nw. Let's get it on.]
A+ [100% gorgeous... fk me nw!!]

stick and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me so throw me down and tie me up and show me how much you like me
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue
...so open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise

~~LIFE IS A PRISON~~

life is a prison
oh god let me out
no one to lisen
to here whar u shout

climb the walls of insanity
ride the waves of dispair
if u fall it dont mater
thairs on one to care

i used to wish for a window
2 c birds,trees and sky
but your better w/o one
it stops you froum aming to high

watching freedome is panefull
for thowse locked away
seeing joy,love,happyness
another price to pay

strong is good,week is bad
but falts be if true
your mind makes the choise
and enforces it to

cell walls bult by society
with rools to add here
if you breach the acceptable
you had better beware

hide the pane carry on
routine is the key
dont let on that your not
what your pending to be

lock it all up inside you
how badly that bodys
look out for that one day
when it all just explodes

leaving naught but a shell
base functionality 2
but killing all elts
what was uniquely u

so how do u grow
w/a time bomb inside
or how to difuse it
w/o distroying its ride
  YOU CANT


a girl asked a boy if she was pretty
he said no
she asked him if he wanted
to be with her forever
he said no
she then asked him if he would
cry if she walked away
he again said no.....
she had heard too much
she needed to leave
as she walked away
he grabbed her arm
and told her to stay
he then told her....
you're not pretty
you're beautiful.
i don't want to be with you forever,
i need to be with you forever.
i wouldn't cry if you walked away
i would die.

Peace, pot, tequila shot,
Jesus loves us stoned or not.
Sex drugs rock & roll,
speed, weed, birth control.
Lifes a bitch, then you die,
fuck the world lets all get high.
We are stonerz we have class,
mess with us we’ll kick your ass.
So to all your preps who think your cool,
go to hell cause stonerz rule.


[~*What Kisses Mean*~]
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
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STONERZ PLEDGE]
Peace, pot, tequila shot,
Jesus loves us stoned or not.
Sex drugs rock & roll,
speed, weed, birth control.
Lifes a bitch, then you die,
fuck the world lets all get high.
We are stonerz we have class,
mess with us we’ll kick your ass.
So to all your preps who think your cool,
go to hell cause stonerz rule.


Roll, roll, roll, your joint,
twist it to the ends.
Light it up, take a puff,
pass it to a friend.


Stonerz live, and stonerz die,
but in the end we all get high.
So if at first you don’t succeed,
fuck the world and smoke some weed

happy, happy
joy, joy
i'm a kinky sex toy
beat me, bite me
make me bleed
kinky sex is what i need.
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i am piurple!! what r u??

[December 23rd~ January 1st = Red]
[January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange]
[January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow]
[January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink]
[February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue]
[February 9th ~ February 18th = Green]
[February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown]
[March 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua]
[March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime]
[March 21st = Black]
[March 22nd ~March 31st = Purple]
[April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy]
[April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver]
[April 21st ~ April 30th = White]
[May 1st ~ May 14th = Blue]
[May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold]
[May 25th ~ June 3rd= Cream]
[June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey]
[June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon]
[June 24th = Grey]
[June 25th ~ July 4th = Red]
[July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange]
[July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow]
[July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink]
[August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue]
[August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green]
[August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown]
[September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua]
[September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime]
[September 23rd = Olive]
[September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple]
[October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy]
[October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver]
[October 24th ~ November 11th = White]
[November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold]
[November 22nd ~ December 1st = Cream]
[December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey]
[December 12th ~ December 21st = Maroon]
[December 22nd = Teal]

[*RED*] Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always in love...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable. >

[*CREAM*] Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long time.

[*TEAL*] You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead and it is easy for you to make new friends.You are very competitive and love to be first.

[*GREY*] You are attractive and active. You never hide your feelings and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up peoples day. You know what to say at the right time and you have good sense of humor.

[*GREEN*] You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

[*GOLD*] You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

[*PINK*] You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

[*YELLOW*] You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

[*MAROON*] You are intelligent and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people's feelings. But you're patient when it comes to love. Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

[*ORANGE*] You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach and you really work hard to get there, you are competitive. Your friends are really important to you and you appreciate what you have, you sometimes over react that's because you are sensitive.

[*PURPLE*] You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for a person that's trustworthy.

[*LIME*] You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

[*SILVER*] You are imaginative and fun, you love trying new things. You like to challenge yourself and you learn things easily, you're easy to talk to and you give good advice. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever.

[*BLACK*] You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

[*OLIVE*] You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, people that are easy to talk but don't envy other people easily.

[*BROWN* ]You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

[*BLUE*] You may have low self-esteem, and can be very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

[*NAVY* ]You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, its hard for you to forgive them.

[*WHITE* ]You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes weird, but everyone loves that in you.

[*AQUA* ]Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily, Sometimes get hurt by love

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