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12 REASONS TO FUCK A DANCER
1. We know all the positions.
2. We have perfect technique,good rhythm,and great hip rotation.
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing.
5. We're perfectionists
: we keep going until we hit it.
6. After a short intermission, we're ready to go at it again.
7. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
8. We are used to performing in front of large audiences.
9.Our moves are perfectly choreographed.
10. We do it in front of mirrors.
11.We can perform multiple times a day.
12.One word..FLEXIBILITY !!
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!
2) having sex increases the amount cortisol and adrenaline in your brain inturn making you smarter. so getting fucked on test day is actually a good thing!!
Statements about sex:
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
So now you know...if they ever ask you which sport is healthiest, you know which one and why!!;)
sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven...so stick it in ^^ ok um im cool i geuss ... im smarter than id like to admit but its ok because im a complete jackass so dont worry when ya meet me i dont bite...well im lieing yes i do ^^
happy, happy
joy, joy
i'm a kinky sex toy
beat me, bite me
make me bleed
kinky sex is what i need.
SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
I wanna give you a HUG but,
a Hug leads to a KISS,
A KISS leads to a LICK,
a LICK leads to a SUCK,
and a SUCK leads to a FUCK...^^
Hmmmmmmmm..........WANNA HUG!!!!????
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.
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****If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?
OHH YEAA
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