Xander Elliot Maxwell

^bitch.

Yes, I have three first names. No, there aren't any more you need to ask about.

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SO! I am currently living with my parents again. But!! I do get Dahl back. We are currently living in a shit trailor. Because my parents are too cheap and addicted to drugs to get a nicer place. Doesn't matter anyway, seeing as how we'll probably move away. Still I try to look at the bright side. I have my baby back. And wonderful friends. And an Amazing boyfriend, that I love very much. So if I'm not on very much anymore, it's most likely because of my parents, or I'm taking care of my baby sis' while trying to manage school work. I'll keep you all that are important updated.

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Okay, so I used to go to anger management classes, right? Well this one time, they made me play Uno for two fucking hours. Yeah. Guess who hates Uno now!? And of course, yes, that means I have anger issues!

I'm screwed up. Love me. Hate me. Whatever.

I tend to be brutally honest. As well not too shy to say how it is, so if I say anything offensive in any way, you probably shouldn't take it personal. :3

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I have a lot of weird nicknames. Like Bram and Carissa call me Janice, don't ask, I don't even know how they got it, lol. I get called Negative Nancy a lot, as well. Only by a few people though. I also only get called Ellie by a few people. Laugh ALL you want, you fuckers are just jealous. My main nickname is Zane. Deal with it. Don't wanna type my full name? Fine. Type Zane. I don't really wanna talk about my other nicknames, because they're kind of personal. In other words, it means relationship-wise.

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So now about my lovely friends!
[Cosmic Symphony] we might as well be married XD <3

[Blacklight Symphony] he's one crazy sun of a bitch! That eplains pretty much everything. lol

[Nexus] she's well, Almighty of course! Carissa's the pope of the church of Marissa, and I'm the preist!!
Join or die!!!

[The Girl at the Rock Show] She's pretty amazing. She alway's cheers me up. She's almost like a sister to me, thanks to Carissa!

[evil flying zombie] .......he stalks me! XD
<--proves it.

[Deg] she's my Gwargdna! Lol she understands, that's all that matters.

And there's many more! I love all of these people, so please be respectful to them!

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Xander
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Xanizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Luteous Llama
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Max Xa…LAME.
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Hot Pink Booze…well, if that isn’t gay.
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: Axelerell
7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Constance Lee
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Tina

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^{"Life is like a train, and it's barreling twards you. And guess what, it's going to hit you. So you can run while it's still far away, or, you can pull out a chair, crack open a beer, and watch it come!"
            -Erick Forman, That 70's Show}

So this was a short converstation between me and Sky, and well, like the immature bastard that I am. It made me laugh really hard....I'm weird. :D

^{S: Hey, you've experienced my driving before haven't you?
M: Yeah, once in your backseat!....wait..}
Then we proceeded to give each other a blank stare, then laugh about it for the next 10 minutes. Well at least I'm not the only weird one here!

^{How 'bout you make like a tree, and get the fuck out!
             -The Boondock Saints}

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!
              -Wayne Brady on the Chappel Show

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