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Member #14034 created: 2005-04-06 12:26:42Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/14034   

Name: Savannah

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Hey this is me now...i've changed a bit eh....but ne ways the only reason i put this pic on here is so Demonspunk could c what i look like *shakes fist* you better be happy!! ;p

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Hey this is my sweetie brad, i can't believe i met you on faceparty, i love u so much..but i am still looking, even though i know you want to!!

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http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Love%202%20Live
~B4 we start check this link out it is so funny!!!


Can you answer these for me!!!in a message!!!
Fill this out and then send it to me in a message and then post it on ur page


1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?


I am going to have the longest page known to man, so yah bite me,*tee hee* no really bite me!!


I don't care if u take my stuff, just don't steal the whole page, that can piss me off, but feel free to browse and take a few things


Now that ur are scared(lol)*demonic look* teehee- You shall know that this is a Free Hugs Z0ne!!!


I bet your not into spontaneous stuff, but won't u plz...just once...LICK ME!!!!

<h2>*I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!</h2>


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~0H my god i love this movie, it's sad, romantic and all around good!! (But oh well there are betters)but still..RYAN GOSLING!!!

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~*sniff sniff* yet very true, very very true :'(

Ever had the urge for unusall sexual activities or been turned on by things that you could not describe? Well now you can!!!!
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Acomoclitic — Shaved and completely hairless genitals are a turn-on.
Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds.
Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights.
Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.
Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays.
Acucullophallia - Circumcision.
Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent.
Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins.
Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay.
Agoraphilia —Gettin' it on out in public is hot, hot, hot!
Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities.
Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities.
Albutophilia - Arousal from water.
Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism.
Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain.
Alphmegamia —Bring on the older, seasoned men.
Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex.
Allorgasmia - The need to fantasise about a more desirable partner in order to orgasm.
Altocalciphilia —High heels make this person horny.
Alvinolagnia - Stomach fetish.
Amaurophilia - Excitement from having a partner who is unable to see them during sex.
Ambisextrous - Attractive to both sexes.
Amelotasis - Attraction to someone who has lost a limb.
Amomaxia - Sex in a parked car.
Amychesis - The act of scratching a partner during sex.
Anaclitism - Sexual enjoyment arising from activities, or being exposed to objects, normally associated with childhood (e.g. toilet training, breast sucking, playing with dolls).
Anasteemaphilia - Being attracted to someone due to a difference in height.
Anolinctus - The act of licking the anus of another.
Anolingus - The act of inserting the tongue into the anus of another (as opposed to just licking it).
Antholagnia —The scent of a flower brings about that special tingly feeling.
Anthropophagolagnia - Rape with cannibalism (usually after the rape).
Anthropophagy - Cannibalism for sexual purposes.
Apotemnophilia - Arousal from the idea of losing a limb (either through accident or surgical procedure).
Arachnephilia - Arousal from play with spiders.
Asthenolagnia —When this person's partner is mamby-pamby, this makes him or her quite randy.
Asphyxiaphilia - Sexual arousal, or enhancement, from lack of oxygen.
Autagonistophilia - Arousal from being on stage, being in front of a camera or in the public eye.
Autoassassinophilia - "Stage managing the possibility of one's own masochistic death by murder". Coined by John Money.
Autogynephilia - Sexual excitement from cross dressing.
Automasochism - The act of inflicting pain or injuries on oneself as a way of causing sexual stimulation.
Automysophilia - Arousal from being dirty or defiled.
Autophagy - The ingesting of one's own flesh (usually for sexual reasons).
Axillism - Using the armpit for sex (as a substitute vagina).
Belonephilia - Arousal from using of needles.
Bestialsadism - Arousal from performing cruel acts to animals.
Biastophilia - Only being aroused when sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
Biiest - A female who has a fetish for female feet.
Blastolagnia - A person aroused by young females.
Botulinonia - Using a sausage as a dildo.
Capnolagnia - Arousal from watching others smoke.
Catheterophilia - Arousal from the use of catheters.
Chezolagnia - Masturbating whilst defecating.
Choreophilia - Sexual arousal from dancing.
Chrematistophilia - Arousal from either paying for sex or from being robbed.
Claustrophilia - Sexual arousal from being confined in small spaces e.g. cages, coffins or straight jackets.
Clitoridectomy - Surgical removal of the clitoris in females (obviously).
Coitobalnism - Sexual activities whilst in the bath.
Coitus A Cheval - Sex on a horse.
Coitus A Unda - Sex in water.
Coitus Interfermoris - Penetration between the thighs. Sometimes used as a form of birth control.
Colobosis - Mutilation of the penis.
Coprography - "To write with faeces". To write obscene graffiti, poems or stories. Arousal from obscene words.
Coprophagy - The act of eating faeces. Quite a popular activity up until the 1700s.
Coprophilia - Refers to someone that is sexually aroused by faeces.
Corephallism - Having anal sex with a young girl.
Coulrophilia —This person wants a clown to entertain their pants off while playing with that long, red balloon.
Cunnilalia —Just talking about female genitalia gives this person the proverbial or actual woody.
Cunnilingus —Tonguing vulva is titillating.
Dacnolagnomania - A lust murder.
Dacryphilia - Refers to someone that is aroused by seeing tears in the eyes of their partner.
Dasyproctic - With hairy buttocks.
Defecolagbia - Arousal from defecating.
Dippoldism - Sexual arousal from beating/chastising children.
Dogging - The watching of couples having sex in parked cars.
Doleros - Arousal from pain.
Doraphilia - Love of fur or skin (usually leather).
Dysmorphophilia - Sexual arousal from deformities in others.
Ecorchement - Flagellation.
Ecouteurism - Unintentional arousal from sounds.
Electrophilia - Arousal from electrical stimulus.
Emetophilia - Arousal from vomit or vomiting.
Endytophilia - Refers to preferring a sex partner to be clothed rather than naked during sex.
Entomophilia - The use of insects for sexual stimulation.
Epispadias - The condition whereby the urethra opens up on the upper surface of the penis instead of extending through the centre to the tip of the penis.
Eproctophilia —"Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.
Erotographomania - Strong desire to write love letters or poetry.
Exhibitionism —This is someone who enjoys surprising others by exposing their naughty bits. I'm thinking an omolagnian would probably get along really well with this person.
Fisting —This person is aroused by either being the receiver or giver of a hand, fist, or forearm into the rectum or vagina. This also appears to be one of the few fetishes that can be easily pronounced.
Flatuphilia - Arousal from others passing gas.
Formicophilia - Sex play with ants/insects.
Gerontophilia - Arousal from people who are significantly older.
Gomphipothic - Arousal from the sight of teeth.
Graophilia —Older females are hotties, and The Graduate is probably a favorite movie.
Gymnophilia —Turned on by nudity. Oh come on, who isn't? Sheesh.
Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.


Gynemimetophilia - Someone is aroused by a male who is impersonating a female. The thought of someone who was born a man, but now stands corseted, made up better than Tammy Faye, in a dress and belting out "Wind Beneath my Wings," seriously gets this person off. It just has to be female impersonator or a male to female transsexual. Rent Tootsie or The Birdcage.
Gynonudomania —If the thought of ripping clothes off of other people fills you with lust, you are a Gynonudomanian. You should probably also invest in several credit cards to replace those quickly dissipating wardrobes.
Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules.
Harpaxophilia - sexual arousal from being robbed.
Hebephilia —Teenagers make this person randy.
Hierophilia —This person gets off on sacred objects such as crosses. I would say rent The Exorcist, but if that movie gets you hot, I need to bump this definition down a category or two.
Hirsutophilia —Aroused by armpit hair and, most probably, Berkeley.
Hodophilia - Sexual arousal from travelling to new or strange places.
Homilophilia - Arousal from giving or receiving a sermon or speech.
Hygrophilia - Arousal from contact with body secretions (tears, salvia etc.)
Hyphephilia - Sexual arousal from touching (certain) fabrics.
Iantronudia - The arousal that some people have when they expose themselves to doctors.
Iatronudia —Doctor, doctor! This person loves exposing him or herself to a physician. The health insurance bills must be staggering…
Idrophrodisia - Arousal from perspiration.
Inspectionism - Voyeurism.
Irrumation - Fellatio.
Jactitation - Excitement or arousal from bragging about their own sexual exploits.
Kleptolagnia - Arousal from stealing.
Kleptophilia —The only difference between this person and someone giving themselves the five-finger discount is that this person gets horny when they steal.
Klismaphilia - Arousal from having an enema.
Knismolagnia - Arousal from tickling.
Lactaphilia —Mammaries full of milk don't make just babies happy...
Lagnonector - A person that kills in order to have sex with the corpse.
Leptosadism - Mild sadism.
Lygerastia - Being aroused only when in darkness.
Macrogenitalism —Are you aroused by large genitals? Scandalous!
Maieusiophilia —Pregnant women make this person hot under the collar. This should be good news to moms-to-be asking "Do I look like a cow or what?"
Martymachlia —Aroused by having others watch during sex. Get these folks hooked up with a voyeur, pronto.
Mastix - A female sadist.
Mastofact - Breast fetish.
Mazoperosis - Mutilation of the breasts.
Meable - Easily penetrated.
Medolalia —This person could hang with a cunnilalist since this person is aroused by talking about everything phallus.
Melcryptovestimentaphilia - Attraction to women's black underwear.
Melolagnia - Arousal from music.
Meretricium - A tax on prostitution.
Menophilist - Arousal from menstruating women.
Merinthophilia - Arousal from being bound.
Miscegenation —When two people of different races get it on, this person wants to get it on. Sex or marriage between people of different races.
Mixoscopy - The secret observation of a sex act.
Moriaphilia - Arousal from telling sex related jokes.
Mucophagy - The consuming of nasal mucus.
Munchausen's syndrome - Arousal from opening a wound.
Mysophilia - The arousal from handling soiled underwear or foul odors.
Nanophilia - Attraction to short people.
Naphephilia - Arousal from touching or being touched.
Narratophilia - Arousal from telling sex related stories, poems, jokes etc.
Nasophilia - Arousal from kissing, sucking, touching or looking at another's nose.
Necrochlesis - The act of having sex with a corpse.
Necrophilia - Attraction to, or arousal from, corpses.
Necrosadism - Mutilation of corpses for sexual purposes.
Nepiophilia - Adults attraction to an infant of the opposite sex.
Nosolagnia - Arousal from knowing that ones partner has a terminal illness.
Nymphophilia - The love of a female adolescent by an adult.
Nymphotomy - The surgical procedure whereby the inner labia is cut away.
Ochlophilia - If you get turned on by being in a crowd, you need to get a job working security at Ozzfest. Refers to those own find the presence of crowds to bring sexual pleasure.
Oculophilia — Eyeball fetish. It's said that the eyes are the window to the soul. An oculophiliac thinks they are the viagra of the face.
Oculolinctus - The act of licking a persons eyeball for sexual arousal/fulfilment.
Ochlophilia - Arousal from biting.
Odaxelagnia —Bite me. No, really, bite me!
Odontophilia - Arousal from teeth.
Omolagnia —Aroused by nudity? Freak. (Hey, wasn't that Gymnophilia?)
Ondinisme - Arousal from urine.
Ozolagnia - Arousal from odors. "Ooooo, that smell! Can you smell that smell? Oooooooo, that smell!" Outside of bad old Lynyrd Skynyrd references, Ozolagnians are turned on by powerful scents.
Pageism - Male submitting to a female.
Paizogony - Petting.
Pathicant - A minor who engages in anal sex with an adult.
Paraphilia - Arousal from acts that are generally considered unacceptable by the fetishist (themselves) or society.
Pecattiphilia - Sexual excitement from stealing or sinning.
Pediophilia - Attraction to dolls.
Penotherapy - Regulation of prostitutes as a form of disease control.
Paedophilia - Adult sexual attraction to children.
Parthenophilia —These people have a desire to deflower virgins. You know, find a virgin, grab the flowers right out of their hands and trample them for the sheer joy of it. They're just so mean.
Phallophilia —This person only wants penises of unusual size, namely gargantuan. Arousal from an erect penis of exceptional dimensions (length or girth).
Philemanmania - Compulsion to kiss.
Philematology - The art of kissing.
Phlebotomy - Blood letting. Often practiced for sexual purposes by Vampyres.
Phobophilia - Arousal from fear.
Phygephilia —Turned on by being a fugitive. If you also fantasize about finding the one-armed man, you may be a Richardkimballiac. Arousal from flight (as in run away).
Podophilia - Foot fetish.
Polyiterophilia - The need for several sex partners before orgasm can occur.
Psychrocism - Arousal from cold, or, arousal from seeking another that is cold.
Psychrotentiginous - Arousal from cold water.
Pubephilia —Don't ever shave for this person, because pubic hair is where it's at.
Pygmalionism - Attraction to manikins.
Pygophilia - Arousal from touching, playing with or seeing another's buttocks.
Pyrolagnia - Sexual arousal form watching fire.
Pyrophilia - Sexual arousal from fire.
Raptophilia - Arousal from raping a victim.
Retifism —Turned on by shoes. Would this be also known as Imeldaism?
Rhabdophilia - Arousal from being flogged, beaten or caned.
Sacofricosis - The practice of cutting a hole in the pockets of trousers so that a person can masturbate (usually in public).
Satyriasis - Male equivalent of nymphomania.
Scopophilia - Arousal from looking at people or events.
Shunammitism - Contact (does not have to be physical) with young girls by old men to encourage or restore sexual vigor.
Siderodromophilia - Sexual excitement from either viewing or riding upon trains.
Sitophilia - The use of food for sexual purposes.
Spectrophilia —These people get aroused by either coitus with spirits or from images in mirrors. While I can see the mirrors over the bed thing happening, I'm wondering about the spirit thing. Isn't The Enquirer still offering a bazillion dollars for proof? Why aren't these people rich by now? Is the truth really out there?
Sthenolagnia - Arousal from a display of strength and/or the sight or muscles.
Stigmatophilia - Finding body modifications arousing (tattoos, piercings, scarification etc.)
Symphorophilia - Sexual arousal from causing many casualties (train crash, burning hospitals, explosions).
Tantalolagnia - Arousal from teasing.
Taphephilia - Arousal from being buried alive.
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal from heat.
Thesauromania —While the name makes me envision someone with an insatiable Rand McNally habit, it really means people who are turned on by collecting women's clothing and stuff.
Thlipsosis —Ow! Oooooooo. Oh! Mmmmmmmmm. Turned on by pinching.
Timophilia - Arousal from power or wealth.
Tragolimia - Desire for sex regardless of attraction to partner.
Transvestitism —This person has a secret bigger than Victoria's, because they feel absolutely divine cross-dressing.
Trichophilia - Hair Fetish.
Tripsolagnia - Arousal from having one's hair shampooed by another.
Tripsolagnophilia - Arousal from massage.
Tripsophilia —Sensual massage is the only kind of massage, baby.
Urophilia - Sexual arousal from contact with urine.
Urtication - The use of stinging plants to stimulate the skin.
Vampirism - The drinking of blood/fetishism for blood.
Vicarphilia - Arousal from another person sexual experience/s.
Vincilagnia - Arousal from bondage.
Voyeurism —They like to watch. (Sounds like a good book title to me!)
Xenophilia - Sexual arousal from strangers.
Zelophilia - Arousal from jealousy.
Zoophilia - Sex between humans and (other) animals.
Zwischenstufe - Arousal from person/s of the same sex.

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~I firmly believe in a dirty mind, and if you don't at least believe a little then u are seriously fucked up...well maybe not fucked up..but u could have some problems....lmao(oh by the way i am picturing u naked right now!!!)


<h2>First here is a poem:</h2>

To see what we have never seen,
to be what we have never been,
to shed the chrysalis and fly,
depart the earth, kiss the sky,
to be reborn, be someone new:
Is this a dream or is it true?
Can our future be cleanly shorn
from a life to which we're born?
Is each of us a creature free-
or trapped at birth by destiny?
Pity those who believe the latter
Witout freedom, nothing matters.

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Hey my name is Savannah!!! I am into kinky fun and have been known to have a good time. I like parties, and also just like to lay back and enjoy life as it comes. I am not into trying to rush everything i like to see what other people do and then make my move. I have blondish hair and, blueish, greenish, grayish, goldish eyes. I am bi and i am proud... i really don't care what u think on that subject, but in case your wondering i am pretty much strickly dickly, lol!!! I am into talking to guys so if you are of that gender and are reading this plz...write me!! I promise that i will write back to any message unless it is telling me to not abbreviate in my writing. Well yah that is me and if you have ne kwestions just write me!! I will answer ne 1!!
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<h2> Here are some of the bands or singers i like, and my fav. song from each band.


The Exies~Ugly
CrossFade~ Cold
Bad Company~ Shooting Star
Live~ Lightning Crashes
Green Day~Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Bon Jovi~Love me back to life
Eamon~ 4 the rest of my life
3 Days Grace~Just Like You
3rd Eye Blind~Losing a whole year
System of a down~BYOB
Led Zepplin~Stairway to heaver
3 Doors Down~Better Life
Lynyrd Skynrd~I need you
Big'N'Rich~Save a horse ride a cowboy
AAF~Annie
Puddle of Mudd~ Already gone
Ben Folds Five~Song 4 the Dumped
Akon~Lonely
Chantal Kreviazuk~ Feels Like Home, this song is good it is also on a good movie "Michael!!"
Amanda Perez~ Angel
Christina Agulaira~ I'm OK
Gretchen Wilson~ Here 4 the party
Keith Urban~ Days go by
Good Charlotte~ In this world
Eagle eye cherry~ Save Tonight
KRS One~ Step into a world
Creed~My own prison
Goo Goo Dolls~Iris
K-Ci & JoJo~Crazy
Chris Cagle~Chicks Dig It
Def Lepard~ Pour some sugar on me
Ludacris~
Eminem~Mockingbird
Trace Adkins~ SOngs about me
Tobey Keith~ Beer 4 my horses
Queens of the Stoneage~Little Sister
Aerosmith~Dream On
Linkin Park~
P.O.D~Youth of the Nation
Limp Bizket~Behind Blue Eyes(the remake the Who's is better though)
Nickleback~Believe it or not
T.A.T.U~All the things she said
Sister Hazel~Change your mind
Cheap Trick~Want me, or that 70's theme song
The Rembrants~ The friends theme song
Tom Petty(and the Heart Breakers)~Mary Janes last dance
Nirvana~Heart Shaped Box
The Black Crows~She talks to angels
Santana~ Smooth
Savage Garden~ Break me, Shake me
Outkast~Ms. Jackson
Sir Mix Alot~ Baby Got Back
Blood Hound Gang~ Bad touch

- If you have ne more plz tell me i would love to add them to my list!!! Thank you, *big hug and a kiss*
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Here are some random things that i felt like puttin on my house!!!



     

Cowboy Wanted


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~This is Keith Urban and he is the most sexy...cowboy known to man, or woman, or both!!!

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~4 one thing i totally support gay/lezbian/ne kind of marrige, this speaks the truth!!

I am so happy that i am bi, cuz now i can ride the rainbow, lol!!!!

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These are my top 5 list of good shows to watch!! If you have ne more in mind tell me so i can add them!!!



1.) That 70's Show
2.) Friends
3.) Lost
4.) Desperate Housewives
5.) MTV nethin

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And this is the top 10 movies i like but again if you write me some i will add them, i believe you it's probably good!!!



1.) Zoolander
2.) 10 things i hate about you
3.) The Crow
4.) Mr.Deeds
5.) Pulp Fiction
6.) Blade~all 3 of them
7.) Son in Law, and In the army now/(it's a tie, i LOVE Pauly Short)
8.) Big Daddy
9.)Something MORE about Mary!!
10.) Rocky Horror picture show


Now for some random movie quotes, yay!!!!


It's the king pin with the fag jag. ~Big Trouble

I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much! ~ Zoolander

O my god it's hawaiin punch!! ~Mr.Deeds

Touch me creature of the night!!! ~ Rocky Horror Picture Show

She likes her some chocolate!! ~Scary Movie 3

It was a run by Fruiting!! ~Mrs. Doughtfire

Weasel- Ware!! ~Son in Law

It's party time, p-a-r-t-why because i gotta!!! ~The Mask

My Germs!! ~Scary Movie 2

This keeps this a thumpin, when i'ma humpin! ~Decoy's




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This is what i would say to ne one who would ask me "how's life goin 4 ya??"


There is no such thing as real life, reality is perception. Perceptions change. Reality is fluid, so if by reality you mean tangible objects and immutable events, then theres no such thing.Therefore Reality isn't what u wish it was, it's what u make it!!!

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Hey here are my bueatiful badges<h2>
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~Yep this means that i am an entertainer at the elfpack bar!!

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~Oh and due to my fascination with whips i am also a slave at the elfpack bar!!!

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~If you are on my friends list feel fre to take this!! Even if your not on there you can take it!!!

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~Since i love him sooo much he deserves to be on my house, and also have his own wiki!!

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~Yes i am a proud memeber yay!!
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Here are some of my favorite sayings:

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

* A true friend isn't the bailing you out of jail, she's the one sitting next to you saying, " Damn that was fun!"

In the real world
as in dreams,
nothing is quite
what it seems. ~The Book of Counted Sorrows

Somethimes people can listen but they just don't hear.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. ~Graffitti

We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. ~Luciano de Crescenzo

If you scatter thorns don't go barefoot. ~Italian Proverb

I wrestle with an angel to find my name!!

Sucess is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable. ~Coco Chanel

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. ~Janis Joplin

No matter what happens, keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over again, and you will grow stronger until you find that you have accomplished a purpose not the one you began with perhaps, but one you will be glad to remember .

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. ~Erica Jong

Whenever i'm caught between two evils, I take the one i haven't tried yet.

To suffer is to be alone; to watch another suffer is to know the barrier that shuts each of us away. Only individuals can suffer.

There is no remedy for love but to love more. ~Henery David Thoreau

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire the other one is to get it. ~George Bernard Shaw

Every story has an ending, but in life every ending is just a new beggining.

A fairy tale is just a story with a happy ending that our mind makes up so we don't have to deal with the truth!

You can only see as far as the headlights but you can make the whole trip that way. ~E.L Doctrow

Somethings have to be believed to be seen. ~Ralph Hodgeson

The greatest danger is not that we aim to high and we miss it, but that we aim to low and make it. ~Michelangelo

Sometimes you just have to face it. You have to march right into the ugly middle,otherwise you end up flat against the wall, creeping fearfully around the edge your whole life.
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<h2> Wiki's i Belong 2:</h2>


Dirty Minds (i am the owner)
Hotties United togeter at last
Gir Followers
The Llama Pcak of Elfpack
we hate hello
Draco Malfoy lover
Muffinarmy
Gods of Elfpack
Lord of EP Bar
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<h2> Here are my friends and there terms of aqquantince towards me


[Sara G-SPoT] ~she is my best friend and i will love her forever, plus she's good in bed!!
[Scorched Sun]~she is a sexy red head that stole my heart, *i know ur out there Molly**waves*
[I AM WILLIAM HUNG]~ she is a very deranged being but thats why i love her!!
[Titty Clamps]~he is very messed up but he likes the train action we do in french, lol!!
[Demonspunk] ~ I loves him, and he is very kewl to tlk to!
[angel_of_pain] ~he is my friend, and we both enjoy the kinky shit, lol
[sweetbabe16] ~she is my cousin, and my lover all rolled in one!!
[SatansAngel]~this is my friend!!
[kamaraqueen] ~this is my friend!
[bigboi]~this is my friend he is very fun to tlk to!!
[jesus69]~he is my friend to
[Aussi_Guy_05]~Very sexy person that is fun to tlk to!!
[partygirl_4]~she is nice
[cronmister49]~he is very nice, he joined my wiki so he's all right w/me!
[Elf2000] ~he is very nice!!!

[Flesh Peddler] ~i have to prove him wrong but other then that nice!
[cheato_69]~he is nice
[RAGE26]~kewl person

[Mydonose] ~nice person

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Now for many pretty things to c, YAY!!!!!!!


<img:http://elfpack.com/stuff/girigir.gif>

~ Dance Gir, DANCE!!! I command you, oh yah MUHAAAHAA!!!


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~Everyone just has to love Gir he is wee, and very very CUTE!!!!!

<img:http://www.siberkat.com/zimdex/flashgir2.gif>
~ IIIIIII LLLOOOOVVVVVEEEEE GGGGIIIRRR!!!

<img:http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/women-1.gif>
~Hey look it's me, *ne one up for some whips???*

<img:http://hometown.aol.com/swtnezz03/images/hello%20kitty%20pals.gif>

~Look at how free his ears sway in the non-existent breeze, we could all learn a lesson from this care free dog!!

<img:http://img19.exs.cx/img19/406/stickheadbanger19ov.gif>
~I like this little buddy of mine, he agree's with every thing i say!!!

<img:http://www.lortehumor.dk/pictures/pingvin_owned.gif>

~ I know every one has had one of these days where you just want to take the person next to you and slam them down, or at least you think about doing it!!!

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~There is not much to say about this one, except if you love rock, ur defintaly cool with me!!!



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<img:http://www.wchstv.com/abc/lost/lostlogo.gif>
~But r'nt we all???

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/Hyatt_Iasugi/animated/Yoink.gif>
~You have a choice either i steal them, or i get in em!!!!

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~I wanted cows doin the cancan but i guess i had to settle for booty shakin!!

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~S0rry if u have this on ur house, i stole it, yep u caught me, and i am sry, sincerely, but it's sooo damn cute!!!!


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These are some pretty things b4 you get to see the whole page of other pretty things!!!!!*thinks to self yay pretty things*

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~This is my pink icon from www.memegen.net

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~This is my Blue icon, i'm sooo lonely, *tee hee*

<img:http://img24.exs.cx/img24/1108/sign17wu.jpg>
~This is my Yellow Icon

<img:http://img24.exs.cx/img24/2125/beautiful9yq.gif>
~Heres the red icon, oh well!!

<img:http://img126.exs.cx/img126/9776/dance1gh.jpg>
~This is my purple one cum on admit it you love purple just as much as me!!!

<img:http://img126.exs.cx/img126/7889/orange4lr.jpg>
~And now it's Orange, oh well lets face it i don't like orange, not that much the last time i ate one i had some really kinky shit happen to me, and it wasn't the good kind either, but thats another story!!!

<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/sidrakollers/happy7.jpg>
~This is my happy icon and it applies to all i mean it ALL!!! *hem hem with love!!!!*

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~This is my rainbow icon though you may think this is ditsy it is the truth and i have many moments like this!!! oops!!

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~*hem hem* As some of you know i don't own a hamster but this is my animal icon, and if i did happen to own one this would totally apply!!

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~This is just one of my sexy icons*o believe me i have better, muhahaha* O and while we are on the topic of sexy, lets take the (y) off and guess what memegen says i last 6 hrs. and 24 min. in bed, yah!!!!

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~Here is another one of my happy icons, and i have a song to go with it*My names Dory, heres my story, i'm from the reef, and i don't eat beef* *No just kidding about the whole thing* *Really i am don't give me that look*

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~Youknow you can't deny this statement, i pick bubble rap all the way, honestly who wouldn't those guys take ur money.$$$$$ all down the drain. You can definatly not deny me and the power of the air filled plastic bubbles!!*MUHAHAHA*
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Here are the color coding for the sex bracelets


Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.


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Now for some sex games, with sex bracelets,these are always fun!!!


Snap

This is the original sex bracelet game.

Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two).
Player One chooses a bracelet based on its color and pulls on it until it "snaps" off Player Two's arm.
The bracelet may only be removed from Player Two by manually breaking it without the aid of scissors, nail clippers, pocket knives, etc.
If Player One loses their grip on the bracelet, and it snaps back against Player Two's arm without breaking, Player One loses their turn.
If Player One succeeds in breaking the bracelet, they may perform with Player Two the act signified by the color of the bracelet, as agreed upon by the game's participants.
Player One may opt to redeem the broken bracelet (the "sex coupon") at a later time, but it may be used only once.


Tug of War


Like pulling on a wish-bone:

Link two jelly bracelets together. (To do this, pass Bracelet One through Bracelet Two, then use a finger to hook Bracelet Two and pull it down and through Bracelet One, pulling them in opposite directions. They should be joined by what looks like a square knot.)
Player One and Player Two each hook an index finger through the opposite jelly bracelet loops.
The players pull the linked bracelets in opposing directions until one of the bracelets breaks.
The player whose bracelet broke may then engage with the other player in the act signified by the broken bracelet's color, or an act previously agreed on by the players before the start of the game.


Daisy Chain


A more elaborate version of Tug of War:

Two players create a chain of four or more jelly bracelets of different colors.
Each player takes an end of the chain and hooks a finger through the end bracelets.
The players stand a few feet apart and pull on the bracelet chain in opposite directions.
When a bracelet breaks, the players may engage in whatever act that bracelet's color stands for.

Handcuffs


This adds an element of bondage play. For more of a challenge, put the "cuffs" on behind the player's back. (Warning: Never leave anyone alone after restraining them. Make sure the restraints are not restricting blood circulation and do not leave on for more than 10 minutes.)

Player One chooses two bracelets of different colors and links them together as for "Tug of War." This creates a pair of "handcuffs" that they can then slip on the wrists of Player Two.
Player Two must "escape" from the cuffs by pulling their wrists apart in opposite directions, until one of the bracelets breaks.
Player Two may then engage with Player One in whatever act is signified by the color of the broken bracelet. If Player Two manages to break both bracelets simultaneously, they may perform both acts in whatever order they choose.

Knotty Boy


Remember the old bar trick of tying a maraschino cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue? Usually a woman would do this, and the idea was to demonstrate oral skills that were presumably transferable to performing fellatio. Since jelly bracelets could be a choking hazard, we don't recommend using them to duplicate the cherry stem stunt. Our version of this game give the men equal time to show off their manual skills.

The male player selects a jelly bracelet and breaks it off of the female participant's arm.
The object of the game is for him to tie the broken jelly bracelet in a knot, using only one hand. He must keep the other hand behind his back.
Successfully tying the bracelet in a knot demonstrates he possesses the manual dexterity to potentially stimulate a woman to orgasm.
If he manages to tie the bracelet in a knot in less than a minute, he earns the right to demonstrate his manual skills on the bracelet's owner.

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Now here is a couple of jokes:


A touch of class



A professor was ending class and started talking about the next day's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition. One smart alec student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter subsided, the professor glared at the student and said, "Not an excuse- you can use your other hand to write."
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Now here are some pictures of my favorite doggies in the whole wide world???


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~This puppy looks exactly(well almost) like my puppy Sheila!!!!n She's so cute, i will get a real pic of her up here quick!!!!

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(Now here are some very pretty quotes with pictures, YAY, I love pictures!!)



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~Yah ne one that agree's with me on this one better write me!!!


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~I dedicate this to my best friend,[LovinLife], she is my little lover, i would be lost without her. She makes my day all better!!!

I LOVE YOU!!



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~This one is dedicated to my friend: [Scorched Sun], just kidding!!! You know i love you, so yah y else would i get into your pants....*hem hem* twice!!! lmao

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~This one is dedicated to all of my friends, i wouldn't be able to make it through the day unless you guys were here to make me laugh!!I'm not gonna list you all so u know who u all r!! Just look at the growing list somewhere else on this page...


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here are some of the poems i wrote</h2.

<h2>Leave Me Alone</h2>


You never noticed me before,
Walking silently to the door.
With my clothes all in black,
All you do is turn your back.

You kick and push me all around,
You laugh at me when I hit the ground.
You really don’t see the pain inside
Shut up tight, so I don’t cry

Now that I’m here to do the deed,
Me and a gun that’s all I need.
Your all yelling at me, “maybe you should go home,”
Guess what fuck you, leave me alone!!

<h2> A poem for the broken hearted</h2>


I thought he loved me, I could see it in his eyes.
But I guess I really couldn’t, it must have been a lie.
I thought I saw that he would care for me,
I really thought it was true.
But then he said he was breaking up with me,
I didn’t know what to do.

He left me for some other girl,
I really thought that was the end of my world.
I only saw him twice after that,
I felt like going after him with a bat.

He broke my heart, and made me cry
After that I wanted to die.
He had my heart and he took it with him
And now I have no more love, for you nor me.
I’m stuck in this game called broken hearted
Thanks to him my life has to be restarted!
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<h2> Now this is what i call Blinkies, these are so cool, look closely the little ones have sayings!!!


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<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.1/fishy.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.2/bbluesclues.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.2/bblond.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.2/dreamer.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.2/goodnitekiss.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.3/keygarya.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.3/sbgarya.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.3/spongebobblinkie.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.3/tinkerbellblinkie.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.4/235191.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.4/blinkie14.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.5/huggable.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/blinkies/Blinkies.5/foxblink.gif>
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<img:http://dollfreak.com/images/gallery/Disney/dd.gif>
<img:http://dollfreak.com/images/gallery/Disney/findingnemo_2.gif>
<img:http://dollfreak.com/images/gallery/Disney/d3.gif>
<img:http://dollfreak.com/images/gallery/Disney/6742.gif>

<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.2/buddyiconqt.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.6/meow.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.7/tiny28.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.8/playgirl.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.9/ducky.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.10/lobicon.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.10/lookback.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.20/15.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.20/24.gif?>
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<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.21/5.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.26/hooters.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.26/simpleplan.gif>
<img:http://www.dollidol.com/dollicons/Dolls.28/bymisspunklabels1.gif>

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I have a kwestion for you:


Do You Love????


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Paranoid:A Chant



I can't go out no more
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat
smoking a cigarette.

But..

I've put him in my diary
and the mailers are all lined up
on the bed, bloody in the glow
of the bar sign next door.

He knows that if i die
(or even drop out of sight)
the diary goes and everyone knows
the CIA's in Virginia.

500 mailers bought from
500 drug counters each one different
and 500 notebooks
with 500 pages in every one

I am prepared

I can see him from up here
His cigarette winks from just
above his trench coat collar
and somewhere there's a man on a subway
sitting under a Black Velvet ad thinking my name

Men have discussed me in back rooms
If the phone rings there's only dead breath
In the bar across the street a snubnose
revolver switches hands in the mens room
Each bullet has my name on it
My name is written in back files
and looked up in newspaper morgues,

My mother's been investigated
thank God she's dead.

They have written samples
and examine back loops of pees
and crosses of tees.

My brothers wth them, did i tell you?
His wife is Russian and he
keeps asking me to fill out forms
I have it in my diary
Listen-
     listen
          do listen:
                 you must listen
In the rain, at the bus stop
black crows with umbrellas
pretend to look at their watches, but
it's not raining. There eyes are silver dollars.
Some are scholars in the pay of the FBI
most are foriegners who pour through our streets
I fooled them i got of the bus at 25th and Lex
where a cabby watched me over his newspaper

In the room above me an old woman
has put an electric suction cup on her floor
It sends out rays through my light fixture
and now i write in the dark
by the bar signs glow
I tell you i know

They sent me a dog with brown spots
and a radion cobweb in it's nose
i drowned it in the sink and wrote it up
in folder GAMMA.

I don't look in the mailbox any more
The greeting cards are letter-bombs

(Step away! Goddam you!
Step away. I know tall people!
I tell you I know very tall people!)

The lunchenette is laid with talking floors
and the waitress says it was salt but i know arsenic
when it's put before me, and the yellow taste
of mustard to mask the bitter odor of almonds.

I have seen strange lights in the sky
Last night a dark man with no face crawled through nine miles of sewer to surface in my toilet, listining for phone calls through the cheap wood with chrome ears.
I tell you, man, i hear

I say his muddy handprints
on the porcelain.

I don't answer the phone now,
have i told you that?

They are planning to flood the earth with sludge
The are plannin break-ins.

They have got physicians
advocating weird sex positions
They are making addictive laxitives
and suppositories that burn

They know how to put out the sun
with blowguns

I pack myself in ice- have i told you that?
It obviates their infrascopes
I know chants and i wear charms
You may think you have me but i can destroy you
any second now

Any second now..

Any second now..

Would you like some coffee love??

Did i tell you i can't go out no more?
There's a man by the door
in a raincoat.

~That was written by Steven King in his book of short stories, Skeloten Crew


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Here are some of my favorite songs, starting with number one!!



1- Lightning Crashes



 
 

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor
the angel opens her eyes
the confusion sets in
before the doctor can even close the door

lightning crashes, an old mother dies
her intentions fall to the floor
the angel closes her eyes
the confusion that was hers
belongs now, to the baby down the hall

oh now feel it comin' back again
like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind
forces pullin' from the center of the earth again
I can feel it.

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
this moment she's been waiting for
the angel opens her eyes
pale blue colored iris, presents the circle
and puts the glory out to hide, hide

Barbara Lewis (1973-1993)

2-Whats your Fantasy



 Artist Ludacris
Album Unknown
Song WHAT’S YOUR FANTASY

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now, give it to me now
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now, give it to me now

Chorus:
I wanna li li li lick you from your head to your toes
and I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah ah you make it so good I don't wanna leave
but I got to kn kn kn know what's your fan-ta-sy

Repeat Chorus

I wanna get you in the Georgia Brown on the fifty yard line
while the Dirty Birds kick for t'ree
And if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the V.I.P.
Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
Lick it don't stop, keep the door locked don't knock while the boat rock
We go-bots and robots so they gotta wait til the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
or in back of a classroom
how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
see I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
and if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
and the tell me what they fantasy
like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me

Repeat Chorus

I wanna get you in the bath tub
with the candle lit you give it up till they go out
or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert
cause you know I got sold out
or red carpet dick could just roll out
go 'head and scream you can't hold out
we can do it in the pouring rain
runnin the train when it's hot or cold out
how 'bout in the library on top of books
but you can't be too loud
you wanna make a brother beg for it
give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud
we can do it in the white house
tryna make them turn the lights out
champaign with my campaign let me do the damn thing
what's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi
in the back row at the movie
You can stratch my back and rule me
You can push me or just pull me
on hay in middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh
eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet

Repeat Chorus

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
that's the way you like to fuck, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
in the garden all in the dirt
Rollin round on the the ground that's the way that I like it twirp
Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
In the sun or up in the shade
on the top of my escalade
Maybe your girl and my friend can trade
Tag team off the rope, on the ocean or in the boat
Factories or on hundred spoke
what 'bout in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little bootie up with my belt
scream help play my game
dracula man I'll get my fangs horse back I'll get my reigns
School teacher let me get my grades

Repeat Chorus four times

3-The Bad Touch



Ha!Well we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

4- Whiskey Lullaby



She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette.
She broke his heart: He spent his whole life trying to forget.
We watched him drink his pain away, a little at a time,
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind,
Until the night:
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger.
And finally drank away her memory.
Life is short, but this time it was bigger,
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees.
We found him with his face down in the pillow,
With a note that said: "I'll love her till I die."
And when we buried him beneath the willow,
The angels sang a whiskey lullabye.
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.

The room was full but nobody knew how much she blamed herself.
For years and years, she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath.
She finally drank her pain away, a little at a time,
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind.

Until the night:
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger.
And finally drank away his memory.
Life is short, but this time it was bigger,
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees.
We found her with her face down in the pillow,
Clinging to his picture for dear life.
We laid her next to him beneath the willow,
While the angels sang a whiskey lullabye.
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.

5-Making Memories of Us



I'm gonna be here for you baby
I'll be a man of my word
Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard
I wanna sleep with you forever
And I wanna die in your arms
In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm

And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you
And I'll earn your trust making memories of us

I wanna honor your mother
I wanna learn from your pa
I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw
I wanna stand out in a crowd for you
A man among men
I wanna make your world better than it's ever been

And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you
And I'll earn your trust making memories of us

We'll follow the rainbow
Wherever the four winds blow
And there'll be a new day
Comin' your way

I'm gonna be here for you from now on
This you know somehow
You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now
And I'm gonna make you a promise
If there's life after this
I'm gonna be there to meet you with a warm, wet kiss

And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you
And I'll earn your trust making memories of us
I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you
And I'll win your trust making memories of us
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Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 31

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Exact place of living: Moran

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: plz tlk 2 me

Weblog URL: i need a boyfriend

Favorite URL: lets have sum fun

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
heavy metalhip hoppop
punkraprock

Other interests
beercard gamescars
chasing the preferred sexcookingdrinks
eatingelectronicsfashion
filmgamblinghunting
partypoetrysinging
smokingshoppingsporting
watching sportwhiskywriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: normal

Height: 168


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