I am probably btter than you at everything. I have little time for bullshit. I love one person more than my fantastic life. Its cool that you wanna be me. I sign autographs. You suck, I rock. My wang is large and in charge.

Me Myself And I

[Hey look, it's yo momma on eBay!]




She was one of my best friends, I will love and miss her til I die.


I may also be found on Elftown and MySpace as [Virulent Lust]




Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!