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Contry_Gurl_8701 (Take Me In The Bathroom Take My Clothes Off)
It waz reallt hot..But it kinda recent.(i dnt got make-up on either)
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I am an ex-band member! I love to listen to music, hang out with my friends, and fuck people, LMAO! I am short, 5 foot tall (to be exact), i have light brown w/ blonde streaked hair,hazel eyes, and a great personality! I am a fun person to be around, and just all out funny! I am a tom-boy, I like to get down and dirty, not too much of the girly girl type! I am not a good girl I am always in trouble! If u just check me out Ill check u out naxt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im a very crazy person so just get to know me befor u make any judgements.I am FIESTY & SASSY nd I can be a real Bitch so yea...
I have 1 more thing 2 say..Got a question 4 me just ask nd I'll answer truthfully..Dont hesitate..
If I sound like someone you wanna talk to just message me!
JIngle Bells.LOMGHORNS smell,SOONERS all tha way,COWBOYS lost,The SOONERS rock,and TEXAS TECH iz GAY.
Im a big football fan nd the Oklahoma Sooners iz ma team!!!!!
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.
How 2 sastify a woman:
cuddle with her
reaspect n lover her
How 2 sastify a man:
Why is pussy like snow?? B/c its fun 2 play n u never kno wen its gona cum, and only sum of it is clean enough 2 eat!!
Teacher asks the class for a 12 letter word.Kid says Masturbation!Teacher says thats a mouthful. HKid saya no your thinkin or a blow job.
Guy was speeding cop pulls him over
Cop:can i c ur license?
Man:i aint got 1
Cop:can i c ur registration nd proof of insurence
Man:aint got none
Cop:can i look in your glove box
Man:its got a gun in it
cop: can i c it
cop:can i look in your trunck
man:b/c theres a dead body in ther
cop:can i c it
so cop calls his supervisor.supervisor comes
supervisor:can i c ur license
man:yea(pulls it out)
supervisor:can i c ur registration nd proof of insurence
man:yea(pulls it out)
supervisor:can i look n ur glove box
man:yea look all u want
supervisor:can i look n ur trunk
man:yea look nd i beat that son of a botch told u i was speedin 2!!
I Love you more than actioms or words could ever show,
I love you so much,
If only my heart could speak,
It would tell you how much I truely love you baby!!!!!!!!!
A good friend will come bail you outta jail,
But a true friend will be sitten next 2 u sain,
Damn man we fucked up.
All tha poems your about to read I wrote I could care less if u like them or not!!!
You kno they say no1 really knos wat love is until u find it rite?Well do you tnk thts true?I dnt really kno but i do kno tht i love my baby Israel Allen Blakely with all my heart...hes my other half...i cnt live one day w/o talkn,thinkin ab him...I LOVE YOU SOS MUCH BABY!!!!!!!
Brown hair, blue eyes
Her smile was warmth under a winter sky
A light when she was happy, a fire when she was mad
The unexpected laugh we always had
A big part of our lives from the very start
She loved her little girl with all her heart
She liked to be onery, and wrestle around
She liked driving big trucks, and cruising down town
She was taken from us in the blink of an eye
We couldn't understand; we all just asked "why"
She has left quite a mark, and made us all proud
Now she flies like a dove, freely about the clouds
She has gone away to heaven, where there is no pain or tears
She will meet us soon in a beautiful mansion, in perhaps a few short years
She was so very beautiful in all of her own ways.
Leandra, we will love and rember you all of our days!!!
In loving memory of Leandra M. Bowling
You will always be my best friend and favorite cousin Andra
Ok look this is how it is
If you dont know me,Dont talk about me
Wanna fight,Lets go
Want me,Get over it
Need me,Youll live
Need a friend,Im here
Need love,Ill give it
Love me,Too bad,My heart belongs to another.
You say you love me,show it
You say you need me,prove it
You say you need to hold me,Im sorry you cant prove you love me
I cant show you I still love you,You broke my heart
No dont cry,You let me go
You pushed me away when I needed you
Well guess what two can play that game need me,Too bad Im gonna push you away
You lied to me everyday,about everything
Ant now you relize tou cant function without me,Well to bad
You threw away what we had,The hurts on you now,not on me
I moved on,You need to accept that
You ask if I still love you,Well I did but it dont matter,
You dont love me,You left me cold and alone when I needed you the most,
So if I can move on good for me,But if I cant well thats my problem not yours,
If you really loved me and needed me
Then why did You tear my heart outta my chest?
Do you mean it when you say that you love me
Do you mean you wanna be together forever
Do you really need me
Do you miss me
Do you want me back
Do you not understand that i love you
Do you not relize how much i love you
Do you really need to ,lie to me to be happy
What is love
No one can tell me what love is
They say love is something you feel
Well how can someone love and feel
When you feel dead
How can a person ever love again
When thier scared
Thier going to et thier heart ripped out of thier chest again
If thats what love is
Then why does everyone need to be loved
If love mean getting your heart shredded then forget
You need to love
You need to be loved
So what is love
Can you please tell me.
You kno the Heart is like glass it very easily broke...Think about it...
Just do me a favor and dont fall n love with me unless u think u can handle a sassy and fiesty girl like me otay otay...
|Age: 22||Year of birth: 1991||Month of birth: 6||Day of birth: 3|
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Oklahoma
Exact place of living: Tahlequah
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
|goth||heavy metal||hip hop|
|new age||pop||progressive metal|
|chasing the preferred sex||cooking||dancing|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal