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"No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I
mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out
to me." -Wolf; The tenth kingdom
Submitted by: [CaptainMayhem]


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.   -unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep, not screaming like the other passengers in his car. -unknown
[Mommie 2 Be♥]

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"Remember, remember the fifth of November..."
-British Rhyme and V/Hugo Weaving, V for Vendetta
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world."
-Joseph Conrad
[Eyes of the Reaper]

"A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword."
-Robert Burton
[Eyes of the Reaper]

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"I hated myself for not being able to forgive the tears, the lies, and the love. But I can't go back...It's going far away, unable to reach I want to fall asleep in the innocent gentleness with the tears" - Dir en grey, Concieved Sorrow
[MadHatress]

"A rude comment only offends those it applies to" - Rikki Martin {a.k.a.[MadHatress]}
[MadHatress]

"You've gotta be kidding me!?! I can't be up to my waist in bat s**t!!" - Lou Diamond Phillips, Bats!!
[MadHatress]

"I reject your reality and susbtitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters
[MadHatress]

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We all have our problems. It's what troubles us the most that brings us closer to each other.
[Kaos101]

Wisdom is not something used to prove you are smart. It is meant to be shared amongst others, so that they may share in your intellegence.
[Kaos101]

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"He who posseses a sharp tongue may one day slit his own throat." - [Blinded Seraphim]

"To pass a wall you got three options, 1. turn around and walk away, never knowing whats on the other side. 2. you climb and struggle and fight your way over the wall and marvel at your abilities. 3. ...Blow the damn thing up. Guess which one I favor..." - [Blinded Seraphim]

"Does thinking your the only sane man alive make me crazy?"- Will Smith in "I Robot"
[Blinded Seraphim]

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"That's two thirds right. Which means it's wrong."-Mr. Murphy
[Chainer]

"People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard sprinkles."-Dr. Coxx, Scrubs
[Chainer]

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"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."
-Will Rogers
[Andy8178]
"The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."
-Will Rogers
[Andy8178]
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-Albert Einstein
[Andy8178]

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"May the beer be cold and sex be hot." - A toast said at the bar I work at.
[Orestez]

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"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-a guy King Arthur talks to; Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[Raiyr]

"I didn't eat him! I merely chewed and did not swallow..."
-Draco; Dragonheart
[Raiyr]

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"Death is just another form of life, you don't fear life... why do you fear death?"
-Me [CaptainMayhem]

"No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me."
-Wolf; The tenth kingdom
[CaptainMayhem]

"Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."
-Frank Castle; The Punisher
[CaptainMayhem]

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" Everything louder then everything else" me
[james2077]

" I`m Spartacus"- Tony curtis Spartacus 1962
[james2077]

"There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."- Oscar Levant
[james2077]

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"We do not inherit this world from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -Native American Proverb
[Steph-O-Melon]

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." -Les Brown
[Steph-O-Melon]

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"One day, im just gonna get off the bus and run into the woods, and never come back. And when I come back, i'm gonna be the knifemaster!!" - The Reverend Tholomue Plague (Avenged Sevenfold)
[Adam Abomination]

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Voting:

814) Which quote will be our winner? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 32
a) "Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world." -Joseph Conrad, Sourcer: [Eyes of the Reaper]
Number of votes: 1 (3%) Voters: [Andy8178]

b) "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." -unknown, Sourcer: [Mommie 2 Be♥]
Number of votes: 3 (9%) Voters: [MadHatress], [relcom], [Midori]

c) "I reject your reality and susbtitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters, Sourcer: [MadHatress]
Number of votes: 6 (19%) Voters: [Poohbear], [Elf_Person], [My Sky's The Limit], [DragonicTunes], [Sonya Blue], [Ðﻉg_ƒªи's CuddleMonster]

d) "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." -Will Rogers, Sourcer: [Andy8178]
Number of votes: 2 (6%) Voters: [Eyes of the Reaper], [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]

e) "May the beer be cold and sex be hot." -A toast said at the bar I work at, Sourcer: [Orestez]
Number of votes: 3 (9%) Voters: [Chainer], [dark_bunny7490], [Orestez]

f) "I didn't eat him! I merely chewed and did not swallow..." -Draco; Dragonheart, Sourcer: [Raiyr]
Number of votes: 2 (6%) Voters: [Urxximperfection], [james2077]

g) "No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me." -Wolf; The tenth kingdom, Sourcer: [CaptainMayhem]
Number of votes: 9 (28%) Voters: [here], [CaptainMayhem], [Ryoko], [Soft as Bone], [Raiyr], [Chellie Bear], [Papa Don't Preach], [DemonEyesKiba], [Mommie 2 Be♥]

h) "There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side."- Oscar Levant, Sourcer: [james2077]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

i) "We do not inherit this world from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -Native American Proverb, Sourcer: [Steph-O-Melon]
Number of votes: 5 (16%) Voters: [kittykittykitty], [Steph-O-Melon], [Kaos101], [shinobi14], [Shatureel]

j) "One day, im just gonna get off the bus and run into the woods, and never come back. And when I come back, I'm gonna be the knifemaster!!" - The Reverend Tholomue Plague (Avenged Sevenfold), Sourcer: [Adam Abomination]
Number of votes: 1 (3%) Voters: [Adam Abomination]