Description:
I will call him fluffy, and he will be mine, and he will be my fluffy
This is fluffy!
WELCOME TO THE CRAZYNESS OF ME
Buy a free t-shirt from the strange man in the corner before leaving!
I'm going to Evangelise all of you!! MWAHAHAAaaa!!
Don't know what that means? check out Jehovas Witnesses... you'll get the idea.
Okay, okay, I'll be sane for a moment... if that's possible.
(((For the benifit of Marie (and other compulsive grammer correctors(yes I
know thats not a word)) I do infact know how to use the words you're and your correctly... I just choose not to!)))
So, My names Lauren Sophia, I would have been called 'Regan Sophia', but I wasn't, so, meh. I dislike being called Lauren because it is such a common name now. Frankly - I've stopped turning around in the street if someone calls my name, because it's never me! If you must call me by my name, then you must, but I much prefere 'Sophia' 'Lolly' or 'Regan' - if you please.
You're probably wondering why your reading this - It's most likely because you're life is so meaningless that you read rediculous posts on websites to cure the boring void in life where the meaning ought to be. Fill this void with something else please.
If you want to read more mindless drivle, check out my Diary. Its as random and crappy as this.
You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL
On a more serious note, I'm just recently recovering from depression. I sat down and worked it out - and I've been suffering for 5 years now.
So yeah, hopefully the drugs I'm on will help a bit. Still have my down periods though - so if I go all depressed on you, don't worry - it's just me! XD
Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Comp
ulsive: Moderate
Well, that test must be wrong - I'm a narcissistic dependant schizoid with antisocial problems... can you tell from that test?? I think not! haha.
Ok, not so funny that I'm actualy "clinicaly depressed" and on happy pills... but that just shows you how wrong this quiz is!!
I adopted a Naruto chibi! ^.^
Frou Frou Rocks!
Astrology Lightbulb Jokes
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?
Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2
Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light's fine as it is.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?
More bad jokes at
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[ Poetry ]
I am the evanescent love you never knew;
Falling, ever fading, never knowing.
I am the everlasting heart you never loved
And never will
I am the escence of life;
Slowly dieing.
I am only me, only yours;
Only you don't know.
Just hold me...
I lay here,
Shiney and broken,
Sullen, unwoken
By the voices
Telling me I'll survive,
I'm still alive.
You left me,
My door still open:-
A silent token
Of my love;
The flame still burning
With my yearning.
And here I'll stay,
Forever learning,
Never turning
Away from you,
My heart unbending,
Never mending,
My pain unending -
All for you.
Your constant criticism may ware me down.
Ware me out if you like.
Try it if you dare;
See if I care.
Your inconsistancy gets me down;
Drvies me up the wall.
Hurt me if you dare;
See if I care.
Your controling words holds me down.
Wont you just hold me?
Show me you care;
If you dare...
Amethyst Dragon
In the war between good and evil, a Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breathe from it's body.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.
Dragon Description:
The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep.
Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe inspiring sight to see one in it's true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. It's scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect.
Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally feel the need to take a sojourn to a far destination. These dragons love books and will often pick their destination from one of the many stories and histories they may have read.Amethyst dragons are very solitary in nature, but do keep a distant watch on the world around them. They tend to be highly intelligent, and often amuse themselves in human form by building gadgets and toys. Amethyst dragons are very learned creatures.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Amethyst, Deep Places, and Magic
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Okay, now lets be serious. Going at that speed on a bike, you wouldn't be able to hear each other.
Also, it's near impossible to remove someone elses helmet while they ride - especialy at that speed... plus, removing the drivers helmet would cause a momentary blindness. Assuming this lasted two seconds while the helmet was lifted off, they would have traveled well over 40 meters... that's far enough to crash, or even veer off the road.
Then, there's the fact that when on the back of a bike, you're practicaly hugging the driver anyway.
Not to mention the fact that that sort of crash would have killed both rider and passenger on impact.
Sweet idea, but so implausible, since any biker knows that if your brakes go, you put in the clutch and slow down, before pulling over and stopping.
Imbicile.
GRRrrr...
I keep reading these poems about boys and girls who love each other and don't know, then both end up dieing. So here's a story for those people who think these are a load of bollocks.
There once was a boy and girl of only 15, who loved each other more than life itself.
They were together for years, but slowly found themselves drifting apart.
One night they decided to end the relationship and just be friends.
Both went on to marry, have okay jobs, and basicaly live a decent life.
Most people who love each other at 15 think that it's the only thing in the world... but they don't stay together for more than a few years. They don't die, they end up breaking up and moving on.
If you live in the 'REAL' world, repost this.
Anyway, thats me. If you're shallow, bored, or just feeling random, feel free to grade me:
U~ You're so unbarable, I'd rather poke my eyes out with hot pokers than look at you. Why are you not dead??
F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally.
E~ You're disgusting - go get a life
D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C ~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too.
B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too.
A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on.
A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!
Have a giggle!!
[#] Don't forget yer t-shirt!
