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I made a new friend today,
With which I'll waste my life away.
I roped him in with charm and wit,
I gave him a chair, but he won't sit.
Doesn't say much, but he's quite well rounded,
Though he's a bit high and not all that grounded.
I'll go out on a limb and say we'll hang,
I'll be so happy, no more pain.
I'm choking up, it'll be so fun,
Hanging out in the summer sun.
I'll finally be happy and full of bliss,
Even the chair will get a kick out of this.
Written by [Mortified Penguin]
2011-12-08 [Mortified Penguin]: For that... two months.
2011-12-08 [sammie h!]: Is this going to be every two months then? :)
2011-12-08 [Mortified Penguin]: THREE MONTHS.
2011-12-08 [sammie h!]: Is this going to be every three months then? :)
2011-12-08 [Mortified Penguin]:
2011-12-20 [GlassCasket]: bahahahaha
2013-04-17 [sammie h!]: Oops sorry. :)
2013-04-17 [Stephen]: (:
2013-04-17 [sammie h!]: I did everything else right
2013-04-19 [kittykittykitty]: Sammie, when you post a poem in the news you need to link back to here somewhere in the post. Otherwise, people don't know this wiki is associated with the mainstuff poems.
2013-04-19 [sammie h!]: apololgies, I thought it said it at the bottom in thE grey box but its the wrong link. :)
2013-04-20 [kittykittykitty]: Mhm... that was your cue to fix it. Nvm, I got it :P
2013-04-20 [sammie h!]: If I type funny, its because its a new phone. X
2013-04-29 [sammie h!]: Damn, I'm sure I put that in?? x
2013-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: Love the poem, Mort :D It's very... you!
2013-05-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh? What did you think of it?
2013-05-24 [kittykittykitty]: Fun wordplays. Amusingly macabre :3
2013-05-24 [Mortified Penguin]: I don't play with words, they always take my action figures if I do and don't return them.
2013-05-25 [kittykittykitty]: Those bastards :( I bet you get them back weeks later without their heads. The action figures, that is.
2013-05-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah... *sniffles*
2013-05-29 [kittykittykitty]: Don't worry, we can buy you a new one. Ok, it's not an action figure, it's a Teen Pregnancy Barbie, but that's much more fun.