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2009-01-05

Christmas Art Competition 08

Come join us for the holidays, Santa is waiting for his cookies.

From: Shatureel
Created:
2008-11-23 23:03:03

2009-01-05

Christmas Poetry Competition 08

Come join us for the holidays, don't forget to bring the cookies for Santa

From: Shatureel
Created:
2008-11-23 23:05:40

2009-08-03

Apply to the crew!

Well, what are you waiting for! ;-)

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Created:
2005-07-27 22:53:09

2011-07-31

Elfpack Recommended Page

Recommend a page to the Elfpack Crew! Post your page on mentioned wiki if it follows the criteria explained on the wiki!

From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:42:04

2011-07-31

Elfpack Suggestions

Suggest ideas to Elfpack's Crew here!

From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:48:08

2099-10-25

Your deadline

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From: Hedda
Created:
2005-10-18 12:52:19

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I love Elfpack because it helps me get away. the only time I'm semi-atease is when im on Elfpack talking to people from far far away that i never thought I would meet. but yet they share the same experiences with me. And MySpace got boring. :)
/ [Redneck Heartbreaker]

I love Elfpack because EP offers the right to show your 'wild side'.
/ [Ðﻉg_ƒªи].

Elfpack - Friends, foes, and cake! What's not to love? (Cake not included)
/ [Poison Apple]

Please join us!
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Elfpack - The cool, sexy and goofy community!

Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!

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Elfpack Hallowe'en!

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  Elfpack has a lot of fun things going on this October, and more may yet be to come! If you're looking for the things we offer to alleviate those late night hauntings that have become oh-so-droll, don't be afraid to take a look around. For a quick rundown, here's what we have going on right now:

<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Quotes from Elfpackers Hallowe'en Spooktacular: Submit your favourite spooky Hallowe'en quotes for a chance to win the coveted Quoters badge!
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Pumpkin Land Halloween Poetry Competition: While always an "unofficial" contest, the Pumpkin Land Halloween contests are always fun and always take great entries. If you're a poet with a spooky story to tell, you might check this out!
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Pumpkin Land Halloween Art Competition: Better with pictures than with words? This "unofficial" contest may be just right for you. Paired with the Pumpkin Land Poetry Contest, you can't help but feel the Hallowe'en spirit!

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  We also offer a few non-Hallowe'en related contests during this time as well, in case you're just not feeling in a spooky mood:

<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Elfpack birthday 4 Contest: Do you love Elfpack? Tell us why! Deadline is on the 12th of October, so hurry up and spill your heart out! ^_~
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Trivia: The Trivia is an ongoing contest that puts out a new trivia at regular intervals. Keep checking back to test your knowledge and find out just how much you know!
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Elfpack's Brain Teaser: Following in true riddling fashion, the Elfpack Brain Teaser offers you a chance to riddle out some of the toughest riddles for a chance to win a shiny Brain Teaser Badge!
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Elfpack Daily Poem: Are you a poet who loves to showcase your talent? Submit your poems to the Daily Poem, and it just may be featured on Mainstuff!
<img:stuff/pum_bul.png> Elfpack Jokes: Comedian eh? Well if you just feel like you can't get enough of the laughter, Elfpack Jokes always offers you a chance to show us how funny you can be! Some of the best even get featured on Mainstuff!

Date: 2008-10-06 19:13:45
News #: 78
Reporter: Mothyr Witch

EP Independent

EP Independent


After a much needed revamping, the EP Independent, Elfpack's Official Webzine is up and running once again. Be sure to check it out and feel free to leave comments, suggestions, and the like.

Date: 2008-09-11 19:41:08
News #: 77
Reporter: Orestez
More Elfpack news

New ways to upload

You now have a button on top your house where it says "Upload art". That can be used for upload all sorts of images, but also to create wiki-pages without any image.

When you upload art or edit a wiki-page, you can now select a category for it, and the wiki-page will be listed on that index-page. Perfect if you want people to be able to browse your art with next and previous buttons. Read more on <URI:categories.html>!

Wiki-pages on Mainstuff

Wiki-pages with keywords will now appear on Mainstuff (below) when they are created (or get keywords added for the first time). Make sure your wiki-pages are exported and have keywords, and they will appear there until they are replaced.

Upload files to existing wiki-pages

You now have a button "Upload a file" to the right of wiki-pages where you can upload an images. Great if you want to extend a wiki-page with another image.

Access-control easier

You now have two different select-boxes on wiki-pages so that it's easier to see who can see and who can edit the wiki-page.

Date: 2008-12-07 21:27:10
News #: 134
Reporter: Hedda

Elfpack birthday 4 contest winners

The voting for Elfpack birthday 4 contest is now over.


Winner: [Redneck Heartbreaker]

"I love Elfpack because it helps me get away. the only time im semi-atease is when im on Elfpack talking to people from far far away that i never thought i would meet. but yet they share the same experiences with me. and myspace got boring. :)"

Second: [Ðﻉg_ƒªи]

"I love Elfpack because EP offers the right to show your 'wild side'."

Third: [DeadWater]


"I love elfpack because it is elfpack, what isn't to love?"

Congratulations to the winners!

Date: 2008-12-04 15:00:13
News #: 133
Reporter: Hedda
More jokes

Elfpack Jokes

[Predator Elder19] gave us this one. I like it. Very rebellious! >=D


Q. What does a pelican and a tax man have in common?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bum.

About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2008-05-25 18:39:19 Joke #: 59 Mod: shinobi14

Elfpack Jokes

[Monster Master] gave us this joke. Well done. Thanks for entering. =]


A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2008-05-08 16:40:52 Joke #: 58 Mod: shinobi14
More poems

Writing

Writing by [RainCloud]

Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.

More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple

"Friendship Efflorescence, a Chrysalis de L’amour"

"Friendship Efflorescence, a Chrysalis de L’amour" by [*Artsie_ladie*]

A friendship in love culminates in adulation.
Magnanimous effulgence, dulcet anticipation
For gratuitous ebullitions of innocuous intent,
Ingratiate forgiveness, nescience circumvent.
Narcissism has no place, slake, expatriate.
Foment ambrosial maleficence, amorously inebriate.
Altruistic deference, laden with the truth,
Idiosyncrasies abided, a fortuity, uncouth.
Compassionate understanding, intrinsically profound,
Perpetuate esteem of each, euphorically astound.
Rhapsodize conjointly all thy hopes and dreams,
Subjugate opposition, bring fruition to thy schemes.
Vacuous ambiguity, ostentatiousness spurned,
Acrimony, duplicity, umbrage, all adjourned.
Coquettish propositions, voluptuous rendezvous,
Delectable elation, exalted rapture ensues.

- Date Written © 4/8/2008

More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-10-06 18:23:36 Poem #: 76 Mod: Mothyr Witch
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[phoenixborn]

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His comment:
Mmmm...[Hedda] tastes gooooood *drools



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Date: 2008-10-04 15:54:48 Goof #: 105 Mod: Hedda

[Vaughne]

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Her comment:
(: I even wrote Elfpack on my faceee. ^.^
Oh, and by the way, I do have a body... >.< this just looks like I have a floating head :p



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Date: 2008-07-02 15:00:24 Goof #: 104 Mod: Nevan
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