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2005-06-03 21:42:04
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From: Sunrose
Created:
2005-06-03 21:48:08
Create a chat-page for your gang.
No annoying ads in your face all the time.
Notifications when ever something that interests you is updated.
No automatic removing of the info you do not delete.
Public events and contests to join and get a chance to meet new people in.
Free registration and no need to pay for membership.
Make polls, put up your cartoons, search in your messages, join the never ending deep discussions in the threaded forums, create stylish or horrible wiki-pages, share things privately with your friends, write a blog, search for your perfect partner, create your own contest and more and more... Just join and stop reading this babble!
I love Elfpack because EP offers the right to show your 'wild side'.
/ [Ðﻉg_ƒªи].
Elfpack - Friends, foes, and cake! What's not to love? (Cake not included)
/ [Poison Apple]
See also the Fantasy wiki!
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Welcome to Elfpack. This is a totally normal Internet community. We promise! We're really normal! Everyone of us! We're not a tiny little bit strange. Move along! Nothing to see here!
Well, OK. You might want to have a look at the unlimited photo albums, your own chat-page which might be used by non-members too, people from all over the world and the friendly people here.
Date: 2009-06-16 15:20:27 News #: 80 Reporter: Hedda
[♥Eli-Annai♥] apparently packed all the elves in the entire world and totally dominated the Elf packing contest 2008! There are demonstrations across the globe about her ruthless hunt and packing of the endangered species, but no one can take away from her the honour of making the biggest elf concentration camp of the year!
The elves kind of look strange though. It's probably due to global warming:
Date: 2009-01-10 23:34:35 News #: 79 Reporter: Hedda
There has been some problems with a disk this week. Some of the members between number 25087 and 29248 have lost their second images. Nothing to be done about this.
There might be some coolpoints lost too.
Elfpack was down a few hours just before this was posted, but hopefully this is the end of the problems. But eventually [krill] needs to be shut down for awhile to install a new harddisk though, but nothing is planed yet.
Date: 2009-11-01 22:58:24 News #: 136 Reporter: Hedda
Elfpack was down today due to database repairs because of a power failure. Damn those thunderstorms.
And they came quite badly! Just this evening I'm expecting that a UPS will arrive that will hopefully make Elfpack immune to these small totally annoying power failures.
Update 16:55 2009-07-03: Just when I write that, there was another power failure. Everything should be OK now and a UPS will be installed tomorrow morning.
Update: UPS installed and tested. No more power-problems for 3 years!
Date: 2009-07-03 14:56:47 News #: 135 Reporter: Hedda
I've chosen this one from [Onyi]'s many jokes, find more in Elfpack Jokes!
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy", admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you, anybody that stays with him doesnt sleep."
"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed.
"No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2009-07-13 13:21:36 Joke #: 60 Mod: shinobi14
[Predator Elder19] gave us this one. I like it. Very rebellious! >=D
Q. What does a pelican and a tax man have in common?
A. They can both shove their bill up their bum.
About Elfpack Jokes
Date: 2008-05-25 18:39:19 Joke #: 59 Mod: shinobi14
Writing by [RainCloud]
Pen moving across the page,
The words just won't come out.
How do I say what's in my mind?
Ideas flow.
None are what I want to say.
There is no way to express what I feel.
Still, the pen moves.
Still, none of the right thoughts come out.
Give up,
I can't say what I want to.
Isn't that the way of life?
Nothing comes out right.
All the while, my pen still writes.
I had better stop
Before my head and hand connect
With the thoughts in my head.
So now, just for right now, this is good-bye.
So we part again.
More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-11-21 19:04:48 Poem #: 77 Mod: Poison Apple
"Friendship Efflorescence, a Chrysalis de L’amour" by [*Artsie_ladie*]
A friendship in love culminates in adulation.
Magnanimous effulgence, dulcet anticipation
For gratuitous ebullitions of innocuous intent,
Ingratiate forgiveness, nescience circumvent.
Narcissism has no place, slake, expatriate.
Foment ambrosial maleficence, amorously inebriate.
Altruistic deference, laden with the truth,
Idiosyncrasies abided, a fortuity, uncouth.
Compassionate understanding, intrinsically profound,
Perpetuate esteem of each, euphorically astound.
Rhapsodize conjointly all thy hopes and dreams,
Subjugate opposition, bring fruition to thy schemes.
Vacuous ambiguity, ostentatiousne
Acrimony, duplicity, umbrage, all adjourned.
Coquettish propositions, voluptuous rendezvous,
Delectable elation, exalted rapture ensues.
- Date Written © 4/8/2008More about Elfpack Daily Poem
Date: 2008-10-06 18:23:36
Poem #: 76
Mod: Mothyr Witch
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-07-06 00:13:15 Goof #: 107 Mod: Hedda
About the goofs
About the Cool Shades
Date: 2009-02-23 20:27:47 Goof #: 106 Mod: Hedda
Stumble!